EPIDERMITS
HYBRID
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GELLI BAFFROADKILL TOYS
Ever looked at the celebrities getting slimed at
the Nickelodeon Awards and felt green with
envy? No, us neither but if you do dream of being
dunked in goo, have we got the toy for you! It’s
called Gelli Baff and it’s a powder that turns
any unsuspecting bath into slime. That’s right,
just sprinkle the powder – Ballistic Blue, Planet
Purple, Cosmic Yellow or Galactic Green – into
5-6cm of water and it will turn into a jelly-like
goo for you to roll around in. Grosser still is that
you can now get Smelli Gelli Baff with choice of
three scents – Cola, Bubble Gum or Fairy Floss!
More Gelli BARF than Gelli Bath ...Some call it
contemporary
art, others call it
downright freaky.
Sang Won Sung is a
Korean artist who
joins together object
from different toys
and household objec
like kitchen utensil
to make toys that ar
just too wrong for wo
The half-man, half-
especially disturbing with eyes
sticking out of its torso. Seriously, this hybrid
stuff only works with Transformers - oh and
that adorable half-man, half fawn from the Lion,
the Witch and the Wardrobe.Just when you thought it couldn’t get any grosser
than Food Chain Friends, along come Roadkill
Toys. Designed to look like something you’d find
squashed on the highway, only slightly more
adorable, Roadkill Toys come in a choice of Twitch
the Raccoon, Grind the Rabbit or Splodge the
Hedgehog, each with its very own body bag and
name tags. Complete with tyre tracks across their
backs, tongues rolled out, goggling eyes and guts
coming out of their stomach, they are the perfect
traumatising gift. How thoughtful!ts
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oseisThis headless, furry, tattooed UFO –
Unidentifiable Freaky Object – is meant to be
a toy pet. Why you would want a pet with
a piercing is beyond us but there is a very
good reason you won’t find one in a pet store- they’re HIDEOUS! Oh, and how would
you feed the Epidermits? It
doesn’t have a mouth!!!