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SHAME OF
THE MONTH
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ne day at school
there was a
bird up in the tree.
When I walked
past to get my
tennis ball it
pooped all
over my head.
It pooped
on me not
once, not
twice, but three times in
one day. The next day
at school nobody was
talking to me. Not even
my girlfriend. I asked
my best friend and he
said “everyone thinks
you have bird-flu”. The
day after that everyone
was back to normal and
that bird wasn’t in the tree
anymore. That was the most
embarrassing time
at my school by far.
Jack, 11, by emailO
ne day I was dancing to my
favourite song and my sister and
her friends came in my room and saw
me. One of her friends took a photo
of me and the next day one of my
friends found out and got the picture
and showed everyone he could show.
I was really embarrassed!
Connor, by email
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ne time in the movie theatre I
was watching a boring movie
and suddenly the movie went quiet.
Then I really wanted to fart. I tried
to hold it in but it just came out
and it was really loud and everyone
looked at me and laughed. I WAS SO
EMBARRASSED!!!
Jason, by email
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was riding my horse when a couple
of girls started watching me. I tried
to impress them but they laughed
and pointed every time I jumped so
I rode back in. As I was doing so I
realised that I had a MASSIVE hole in
my pants - right between my legs!!!
Jasper, by email
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e and my friend went to my
other friend’s house and were
wrestling. His little sister came up
and asked if she could play and I said
“No you’re too little. Come back in
10 years” - so she punched me really
hard and I fell to the floor. The next
day all my friends heard the news
and I was the laughing stock of the
whole school.
George, by email6255<.5$6+˨+($'66+$0(6
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