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After a long family road trip from the
US into Canada, a border patrol agent
asked my father the names of us five
kids in the back. Dad was so tired that
he drew a blank. The brief lapse
resulted in Dad being hauled in for
questioning. After convincing them that
he hadn’t kidnapped us, he was
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Uncle Bart was a city boy whose
familiarity with wildlife began and
ended with pigeons. One time he
joined us at our cabin in the woods.
In the evening, he opened the door to
let our cats in. The first cat walked in;
then the second. Bart stood there
coaxing the third cat to come, which
we found strange – we only had two
cats. The third cat was a possum.
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PATRICIA CHESTER