WHY DIDN’T
CINDERELLA MAKE
THE BASKETBALL
TEAM?
A: She ran away from
the ballQ: Where do
mummies go
swimming?
A: The Dead Sea
Q: Why was the math
book sad?
A: It had too many
problemsQ: What lies at the
bottom of the ocean
and twitches?
A: A ner vous wreckWHAT DID THE
POLICEMAN SAY TO
HIS BELLY BUTTON?
A: You’re under a vest!Q: What kind of tree can
you put in your hand?
A: A palm treeQ: How do you
make a tissue
dance?
A: Put a little
boogey in it!Q: Why did the banana
go to the hospital?
A: It was not peeling
ver y wellQ: What do dogs do when
watching a DVD?
A: They press pawsPOWER PLAYPOWER PLAYLaugh Out Loud