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8 DAYSSo it seems we’re closer than ever to a nuclear apocalypse. But
why be so negative about the end of the world?THE lasT pagE BY COLIN GOH
01
I can finally stop worrying
about that book I never
returned to the National Library
when it was still at Stamford Road.02
Super bargains on life
insurance policies and
mortgages!03
No need to chope the
barbecue pit — just stick
the chicken wings out the window
can oreddy.04
Traffic at 8am on the CTE will
be a lot faster.TO THE
END OF
THE WORLD
05
No need to feel guilty about
my New Year’s resolutions liao.06
My wife will never discover my
secret hard drive full of porn.07
“All you ah longs can kiss my
pantat!”08
All previous NDP firework
displays will pale in
comparison.ILLUSTRATION: PYRON TANPOSSIBLE BRIGHT SIDES