look huge, the crew built
smaller cubes in which they
placed and shot the critters.
“It worked like gangbusters,”
Goddard says, adding that
the unconventional cat-as-
monster may have been person-
ally inspired: “Iamhilariously
allergic to them.”
GARDEN OF EVIL
A tip of the hat to Sam Raimi’s
Evil Deadfranchise, the “Angry
Molesting Tree” featured heavily
inCabin. “It was like that Chris-
topher Walken [SNL] sketch—
‘More cowbell!’ ” he explains.
“Every time I saw a shot, I’d say,
‘More Molesting Tree!’ ”
DIE, ROBOT
The killer robot seen scampering
throughout the film was, believe
it or not, based on a dog. “The
THE CABIN
IN THE WOODS’
CUBES
The most memorable shot in the 2012
horror send-up is the stuff of literal
nightmares. DirectorDREW GODDARD
breaks downs the murderers, maniacs,
and merman inside the world’s
worst elevator.By Shirley Li
MEET THE MONSTERS INSIDE
Illustration byTim McDonagh
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IN PLAIN FRIGHT
“The simplest creatures tended
to be the freakiest,” Goddard
says. Case in point: the family in
doll masks, the man suffocating
in plastic, and the KKK. “When
you’re thinking of the great evils
of the world, I would put the
KKK near the top of the list.”
CLASSIC CALLOUTS
“The spirit of [Cabin] dictated
that we do our own thing,” says
Goddard, but he couldn’t resist a
fewnods. Ones that made the
cut:The Shining,The Blob, and
Reavers fromFirefly(a shout-out
toCabin co-writer Joss Whedon).
GIGANTIC BEASTS (AND HOW
TO FEAR THEM)
Cats and tarantulas and snakes,
oh my! To make regular animals
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