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“If I were to talk the
way netizens want me
to talk, then I wouldn’t
be Xiao S. Plus the
comments made by
netizens, to be honest,
are also stale.”
— Dee Hsu (left) aka Xiao S after she was
slammed by netizens for cracking the same
stale jokes at the recent
Golden Horse Awards.“Firstly, she
has double
eyelids.”
— Single eye-lidded
Rain (below) on who his
newborn daughter with
Kim Tae Hee resembles.“His Royal
Highness
The Prince
of Wales is
delighted to
announce the
engagement
of Prince
Harry to Ms
Meghan
Markle.”
— A statement from the Royal Family,
which also revealed that the wedding
will take place in Spring 2018 and
that the couple, who’ve been dating
since July 2016, had gotten engaged
in London in early November.“It’s called art, things
happen for artistic
reasons, not for physics
reasons.”
— James Cameron (right)
wishes we would all just shut
up about Jack’s death in
Titanic.“To my Czech mates who were
arrested. Send me your details
and proof that it was you,
and I’ll pay your fine.”
— Sacha Baron Cohen (right) offering to pay
the fines of a group of Czech tourists who
were arrested in Kazakhastan for wearing
lime-green mankinis. The actor is credited for
bringing the mankini into the public eye thanks
to his role as Borat.