8 Days - December 14, 2017

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8 DAYS

THE lasT pagE BY COLIN GOH

2017 HEADLINES IN THE

NORTH POLE TIMES

6Elves to be Disciplined for Flooding

Incident Causing Sleigh Delays

Santa Vows to Build

Wall with South Pole

Violent Clash

Between Elf

Supremacists

and Reindeer

Lives Matter

Protesters

Frosty the

Snowman Dies

from Global

Warming.

Integrity of

Naughty/Nice

List Questioned

After Suspected

North Korean

Hack

Mrs Claus Accuses Santa of

Inappropriate Workplace Behaviour

North Pole Irate About Depiction

in Episode of Criminal Minds:

Beyond Borders

Let's make

North pole

great again!

With Christmas around the corner, we couldn’t help wondering:

2017 was such a weird year for the world — was it the same for ol’

Santa and his jolly crew?