The Bullseye
BYMARC SNETIKER @MarcSnetikerTHIS WEEK’S
HITS &
MISSESAfter 35 years, ABBA have recorded new music.
Take a wild guess who’s absolutely freaking out about it.
The Simpsons surpasses
number ofGunsmoke
episodes, which will be
quite a shock toGun-
smoke fans when they
find out via Pony Express
telegram in a month.13 Reasons Why season 2 is about
Polaroids! Clay, welcome to your filter.Michelle
Pfeiffer joining
Angelina Jolie in
Maleficent 2,
a.k.a.Avengers
for cheekbones.We’ll take 100 bad
Westworld tweets over
one more West one.James Cameron comparesAvatar sequels
toThe Godfather. If by that he means
they’re too scary for kids and nobody
wants to watch a third one.Winter literally
already came, and
still no book 6??When you wish
upon a star, some-
times it says no.#OldHeadShotDayIt’s Gonna Be walked over.We love to hate
him. And also
regular-hate him.Chicken Run,A Quiet Place both
getting sequels—a big win for
surprisingly successful movies
about unsettling creatures who
prowl a countryside.Martha Stewart
joinsChopped, which
explains why all the
mystery ingredients
now match and come
fresh from this simple
DIY herb garden
anyone can grow.Oh, my, do we love
Killing Eve.
Cobra Kai: making
sure the karate
kid in you now feels
like Mr. MiyagiAntoni from
Queer Eye to
release cookbook,
filled with all
sorts of dishes you
shouldn’t eat
if you want to look
like Antoni from
Queer Eye.Idina Menzel is
onUndercover
Boss, but the real
story here is
that so is Adele
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