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11 0 11 0 810 12 4 310 392★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor6.00 AM Classic Coronation Street
6.50 Heartbeat
7.55 Murder, She Wrote
8.55 On the Buses
10.00 George and Mildred
10.30 Agatha Christie’s Poirot
12.40 PM Heartbeat
1.40 Classic Emmerdale
2.50 Classic Coronation Street
3.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot
5.55 Downton Abbey 7/9.
Matthew refuses to back
down over the estate
management. (S3)8.00 Criminal Minds 52
Pick-Up: 9/26. Prentiss
and Todd go undercover
in Atlanta, Georgia, to
profi le a serial killer. (S4)8.00 Blue Bloods Sins of
the Father: 10/22.
Frank pushes to fi nd
evidence against a
suspected cop killer. (S5)8.20 Only Fools and Horses
Del Boy decides to take
up cards in his latest
bid to make a fortune.8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot
Hickory Dickory Dock:
When a spate of petty
thefts culminate in
a series of murders
at a student hostel,
Miss Lemon persuades
the dapper Belgian
sleuth to investigate.8.00 British Superbike
Championship
Highlights Action from
the seventh round of the
campaign at Thruxton.6.00 AM Motorway Patrol
7.00 Stop, Search, Seize
8.00 Nothing to Declare
9.00 Motorway Patrol
12.00 NOON Paramedics Triple bill
of the documentary series.
3.00 PM UK Border Force
A man is deported to Nigeria.
4.00 Behind the scenes
of the UK Border Agency.
4.55 A student is prevented
from entering the UK.
5.50 The team investigate
a series of sham weddings.6.00 AM Urban Secrets Brighton.
7.00 The British
8.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel
Secrets The French Riviera.
9.00 Discovering: James Stewart
10.00 The West Wing (S3)
12.00 NOON Without a Trace (S2)
2.00 PM Blue Bloods 9/22. (S5)
3.00 The West Wing (S3)
5.00 Without a Trace 18/24.
A man goes missing after
an argument with his wife.
6.00 19/24. A flirtatious
woman disappears after
attending a party. (S2)7.15 AM Steptoe and Son
7.50 Boomers
8.25 A Sharp Intake of Breath
9.00 The Green Green Grass
10.10 Last of the Summer Wine
12 .10 PM 2point4 Children
12.45 The Green Green Grass
1.25 Are You Being Served?
2.00 Only Fools and Horses
2.40 Porridge
3.15 Last of the Summer Wine
5.10 Are You Being Served?
5.50 Porridge
6.30 Only Fools and Horses10.00 For the People New
episode You Belong Here:
6/10. Leonard fi nds
himself pitted against
a prolifi c litigator. (S2)10.00 Paterno Biographical
drama centred on Joe
Paterno following the Jerry
Sandusky sexual abuse
scandal. Stars Al Pacino.10.10 Unforgotten 1/6. The
discovery of a skeleton
launches a murder hunt- but a car key is all
police have to go on. (S1)
10.00 FILM Assassins Thriller
starring Sylvester Stallone
and Antonio Banderas.
(1995, 15, 133min) ★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●6.45 My Kitchen Rules:
Australia New edition
Matt and Luke are paired
with frenemies Pat and
Bianca for Open House.7.00 CSI Disarmed and
Dangerous: 12/24.
A federal agent is found
beaten to death at a
petrol station. (S9)Only Fools and Horses
(started at 6.30pm)7.00 Murder, She Wrote
An Egg to Die For: Jessica
joins forces with a Russian
detective to solve a case
of art theft and murder.7.00 The Chase Four
contestants work as a
team to take on ruthless
quiz genius The Chaser
and secure a cash prize.9.00 How to Get Away with
Murder New episode
I Got Played: 7/15. Connor
and Oliver prepare for
their big day. (S5)9.00 Der Pass New episode
The Red Season: 2/8. An
entrepreneur is brutally
murdered. Subtitled. (S1)9.00 Blackadder the Third
Blackadder foils a plan by
the new prime minister.
9.40 Edmund gets
caught up in the
French Revolution.
10.20 Two Pints of Lager
and a Packet of Crisps
Louise meets her
dad for the fi rst time.9.00 NEW SERIES Speed
Freaks Motorbike
racer Zef Eisenberg
pursues racing feats in
a variety of locations.7.00 AM Fat Families:
Second Helpings
8.00 60 Minute Makeover
10.00 My Kitchen Rules:
Australia Double bill.
12.30 PM Monkey Business
1.00 The Dog Whisperer
2.00 It’s Me or the Dog
3.00 Relic Hunter (S3)
4.00 Ninja Warrior
Women Tournament
6.00 Stargate SG-1 (S3)
7.00 Stargate SG-1 The
Devil You Know: 13/22.
Part two of two. (S3)
8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t
Echo With Ed Byrne.
9.00 Trollied 1-4/13. (S2)
11.00 Highway Cops
12.00 M’T The Blacklist (S6)
1.00 AM How to Get Away
with Murder 7/15. (S5)
2.00 For the People (S2)
3.00 Duck Quacks Don’t
Echo As 8.00pm.
4.00 Monkey Business
5.00 to 6.00 AM Ninja
Warrior Women
Tournament7.00 AM Border Patrol
8.00 Highway Patrol
9.00 Caught Red Handed
10.30 Highway Cops
11.00 Police Force: Australia
12.00 NOON Brit Cops:
Law & Disorder
1.00 PM UK Border Force
2.00 Canada’s Front Line
3.00 Nothing to Declare
3.30 Caught Red Handed
5.00 Without a Trace (S7)
6.00 Stargate SG-1 (S1)
7.00 Supergirl 3/23. (S3)
8.00 The Flash 3/23. (S4)
9.00 Rapid Response
10.00 Paramedics
11.00 The Force: North East
12.00 M’T Banged Up Abroad
1.00 AM Brit Cops:
Law & Disorder
2.00 Road Wars
3.00 Border Patrol
4.00 Highway Patrol
4.30 Motorway Patrol
5.00 to 6.00 AM
Nothing to Declare7.10 AM Extreme Mountain
Challenge In Venezuela.
8.00 American Pickers
9.00 Storage Hunters UK
10.00 American Pickers
1.00 PM Top Gear
2.00 Cops UK: Bodycam
Squad Documentary.
3.00 Yianni: Supercar
Customiser Double bill.
4.00 Modern Wheels or
Classic Steals
5.00 Top Gear Double bill.
7.00 Taskmaster
8.00 Expedition with
Steve Backshall
9.00 Live at the Apollo
10.00 Jon Richardson:
Ultimate Worrier
New edition 6/10.
11.00 Live at the Apollo
12.00 M’T Taskmaster
1.00 AM Mock the Week
1.40 Live at the Apollo
2.30 Alan Davies:
As Yet Untitled
3.20 to 4.05 AM
Mock the Week9.00 AM LittleBe
12.00 NOON Income Property
12.25 PM The Real
Housewives of Atlanta- 2 0 Million Dollar Listing: LA
2.15 Dallas Cowboys
Cheerleaders
3.10 The Real Housewives
of New Jersey
4.05 The Real Housewives
of New York City
5.00 New edition
6.00 Buying and Selling
Double bill of editions.
8.00 Celebrity Dinner Date
With The Only Way is
Essex star Bobby Norris.
9.00 NEW SERIES Gemma
Collins: Diva Forever
Following Gemma
Collins during one of
the busiest periods of
her professional life.
10.00 Dating in the Dark
11.00 Million Dollar
Matchmaker
12.00 M’T to 12.45 AM The
Only Way Is Essex
6.00 AM Only When I Laugh
6.25 The Saint
7.15 Kojak
8.10 Quincy ME
9.10 Minder
10.20 The Sweeney
11.30 The Professionals
12.35 PM The Saint
1.35 Kojak
2.40 Quincy ME
3.40 Minder
4.50 The Professionals
5.55 The Sweeney The Flying
Squad foil a hijacking.8.00 AM The Middle (S6)
10.00 Are We There Yet? (S2)
11.00 Friends Triple bill.
1.00 PM Friends Six episodes.
4.00 Are We There Yet? (S2)
5.00 Friends (S1)
9.00 FILM Bring It On
Teen comedy starring
Kirsten Dunst and
Eliza Dushku. The new
captain of a high-school
cheerleading squad tries
to guide her teammates
to win a national
championship. (2000,
12, 99min) ★★★★
11.00 Friends 23/24. (S9)
12.00 M’T Friends 13/24. (S7)
12.30 AM Friends 22/24. (S2)
1.00 RuPaul’s Drag Race
New edition 6/14.
2.30 RuPaul’s Drag Race:
Untucked! New edition
2.55 South Park (S15)
3.45 The Daily Show New
edition Talk show.
4.10 to 5.00 AM Impractical
Jokers: Inside Jokes6.00 AM The Waltons
8.00 Touched by an Angel
10.00 Highway to Heaven
1.00 PM Agatha Christie’s
Partners in Crime
2.00 The Agatha Christie
Hour 1/10. (S1)
3.00 Rumpole of the Bailey
4.00 Murder, She Wrote
6.00 Tenko 8/10. Blanche
takes desperate
measures. (S1)
7.00 M*A*S*H Four episodes
of the comedy. (S5)
9.00 Taggart Mind Over
Matter: The body of a
medical student is found
by children in a park.
10.30 Cause and Effect:
A woman from the
well-heeled Clydeside
sailing fraternity is
found murdered.
12.00 M’T Tenko As 6.00pm.
1.00 AM M*A*S*H (S2)
2.00 Rumpole of the Bailey
3.00 The New Avengers
4.00 to 6.00 AM Due South15 212 3 11 112 112 812 132 1813073703415 212 3 11 14 414 4 19 157 112 112 812 132 18130737011.00 Criminal Minds 20/24. (S6)
12.00 M’T World’s Most Evil Killers
The case of Horst Kroene.
1.00 AM The Rookie 20/20. (S1)
2.00 Criminal Minds 15/24. (S6)
3.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime
4.00 Paramedics
5.00 to 6.00 AM The Real A&E12.00 M’T Six Feet Under (S4&5)
2.20 AM Warning: This Drug
May Kill You Documentary
focusing on the devastating
effects of addiction.
3.30 Girls 7/10. Jessa visits her
estranged father. (S2)
4.05 to 6.00 AM The West Wing10.55 Live at the Apollo With Nina
Conti, Rob Beckett and Jimeoin.
11.55 Inside No 9
12.30 AM Inside No 9
1.10 Two Pints of Lager
and a Packet of Crisps
1.50 Harry Hill’s TV Burp
3.05 to 4.00 AM Spaced11.10 Unforgotten 2/6. Having
identified the body in the cellar
as Jimmy Sullivan, Cassie and
Sunny start their investigation
for the killer with the names
in the victim’s diary. (S1)
12.10 to 2.00 AM
Law & Order: UK12.40 AM Minder Dream House:
Terry watches over the home
of a 1960s rock star, while he
is away playing in Las Vegas.
1.50 to 2.40 AM The Americans
IHOP: 9/13. Stan has a
disturbing encounter with
Frank Gaad’s widow. (S5)10.00 For the People 9.00 Der Pass 10.20 Two Pints of Lager and... 10.10 Unforgotten 10.00 Assassins