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Comedy Central ITV Be
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ITV3
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Sky Witness
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Sky Atlantic
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6.00 AM Classic Coronation Street
6.55 Heartbeat
8.00 Murder, She Wrote
8.55 On the Buses
10.00 George and Mildred
10.35 Agatha Christie’s Poirot
12.40 PM Heartbeat
1.45 Classic Emmerdale
2.15 Classic Coronation Street
3.20 Agatha Christie’s Poirot
5.25 Downton Abbey 8/9.
The annual cricket match
brings out Robert’s
competitive side. (S3)
8.00 Criminal Minds Brothers
in Arms: 10/26. Morgan
takes it personally when a
serial killer targets police
offi cers in Phoenix. (S4)
8.00 Blue Bloods Baggage:
11/22. A bomb scare
in a subway turns out
to be the work of a
famous street artist. (S5)
8.00 Midsomer Murders
Death of a Hollow Man:
The rural bliss of Ferne
Basset is rudely shattered
by the discovery of
an elderly resident’s
drowned body, presenting
Barnaby and Troy with a
fresh mystery to solve.
8.00 NEW SERIES Fishing
Allstars Dean Macey and
Adam Rooney visit Rio
Ebro in Spain, where they
target specimen roach.
6.00 AM Motorway Patrol
7.00 Stop, Search, Seize
8.00 Nothing to Declare
9.00 Caught on Dashcam
12.00 NOON Air Ambulance ER
3.00 PM Border Security:
Canada’s Front Line
Eight editions, including at:
5.30 The captain of a luxury
yacht sails into problems.
5.55 Officers uncover
questionable hard drives
and unusual weapons.
6.20 A businesswoman’s
personal items raise concerns.
6.00 AM Urban Secrets In Bristol.
7.00 The British
8.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel
Secrets Miami’s South Beach.
9.00 Discovering: Katharine
Hepburn Profile of the actress.
10.00 The West Wing (S3)
12.00 NOON Without a Trace (S2)
2.00 PM Blue Bloods 10/22. (S5)
3.00 The West Wing (S3)
5.00 Without a Trace 20/24.
Martin’s aunt disappears.
6.00 21/24. The father
of a death row inmate
goes missing. (S2)
7.10 AM Boomers
7.45 Steptoe and Son
8.20 A Sharp Intake of Breath
9.25 Boomers
10.00 The Green Green Grass
10.40 Last of the Summer Wine
12.30 PM 2point4 Children
1.10 The Green Green Grass
1.50 Are You Being Served?
2.30 Only Fools and Horses
3.10 2point4 Children
3.50 Last of the Summer Wine
5.40 Blackadder the Third
6.20 Are You Being Served?
10.00 FBI New episode Green
Birds: 2/22. The agents
investigate a string of
fatal poisonings at a deli.
See feature, page 6 (S1)
10.00 The Sopranos Where’s
Johnny? 3/13. Tony
attempts to negotiate
a power-sharing plan
with Johnny Sack. (S5)
10.00 Law & Order: UK Vice:
3/7. A former vice cop is
found beaten to death.
With Sean Pertwee and
Lesley Manville. (S1)
6.45 My Kitchen Rules:
Australia New edition
Two pairs cook up a
hearty meal at Open
House in the country.
7.00 CSI Deep Fried and Minty
Fresh: 13/24. Langston
and Nick investigate the
murder of a fast-food
restaurant manager. (S9)
7.00 Porridge The inmates
face a day of hard
labour digging drains.
7.40 The Good Life The
Goods reap the rewards
for the hard work they
have put into the garden.
8.20 Only Fools and Horses
Rodney fi nds himself
a new girlfriend.
7.00 Murder, She Wrote The
Scent of Murder: Jessica
learns that her friend
Seth Hazlitt’s rich cousin
has been murdered.
7.00 River Monsters
Searching for a ‘river dog’
in the Parana River.
- 3 0 Searching for the
giant freshwater stingray.
9.00 NEW SERIES FBI Pilot:
1/22. Crime drama set in
the New York offi ce of
the FBI. Stars Missy
Peregrym and Zeeko Zaki.
9.00 Hotspots: Into the
Wild New edition
Alex Crawford joins
South African rangers
battling rhino poaching.
9.00 Only Fools and Horses
Del decorates the local
Chinese restaurant.
9.40 Rodney and Albert
worry the fl at will get
overcrowded once Raquel
and Del’s baby arrives.
10.50 Two Pints of Lager and
a Packet of Crisps Gaz
wants to have a baby.
9.00 FILM The Living
Daylights James Bond
adventure starring
Timothy Dalton. Agent
007 discovers that there
is more to a Russian
general’s defection than
meets the eye. With
Maryam D’Abo. (1987,
PG, 131min) ★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●
7.00 AM Fat Families:
Second Helpings
8.00 60 Minute Makeover
10.00 My Kitchen Rules:
Australia Double bill.
12.30 PM Monkey Business
1.00 The Dog Whisperer
2.00 It’s Me or the Dog
3.00 Relic Hunter (S3)
4.00 Ninja Warrior
Women Tournament
5.00 The Crystal Maze
6.00 Stargate SG-1 (S3)
8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t
Echo With Sue Perkins.
9.00 Delicious 1/4. Drama
starring Dawn French.
10.00 2/4. Gina gives
Sam a 40th birthday
she will never forget. (S2)
11.00 Highway Cops
12.00 M’T Ross Kemp:
Extreme World
1.00 AM Road Wars
3.00 Duck Quacks Don’t
Echo As 8.00pm.
4.00 Monkey Business
5.00 to 6.00 AM The
Crystal Maze
7.00 AM Border Patrol
8.00 Highway Patrol
9.00 Caught Red Handed
10.30 Highway Cops
11.00 Police Force: Australia
12.00 NOON Brit Cops:
Law & Disorder
1.00 PM UK Border Force
2.00 Canada’s Front Line
2.30 Australia’s Front Line
3.00 Nothing to Declare
3.30 Caught Red Handed
5.00 Without a Trace (S7)
6.00 Stargate SG-1 (S1)
7.00 Supergirl 4/23. (S3)
8.00 The Flash 4/23. (S4)
9.00 Killer in My Village
10.00 Premier League’s
Greatest Moments
12.00 M’T Banged Up Abroad
1.00 AM Law & Disorder
2.00 Road Wars
3.00 Border Patrol
4.00 Highway Patrol
4.30 Motorway Patrol
5.00 to 6.00 AM
Nothing to Declare
7.10 AM Steve Backshall’s
Extreme River
Challenge New Guinea.
8.00 American Pickers
9.00 Storage Hunters UK
10.00 American Pickers
1.00 PM Top Gear
2.00 Cops UK: Bodycam
Squad Documentary.
3.00 Yianni: Supercar
Customiser
4.00 Modern Wheels or
Classic Steals
5.00 Top Gear Double bill.
7.00 Taskmaster
8.00 Have I Got a Bit More
News for You Alexander
Armstrong guest hosts.
9.00 QI XL With Bill Bailey.
10.00 Judge Romesh
11.00 Live at the Apollo
12.00 M’T Taskmaster
1.00 AM Mock the Week
1.40 Live at the Apollo
2.40 Alan Davies:
As Yet Untitled
3.25 to 4.05 AM
Mock the Week
9.00 AM LittleBe
12.00 NOON Income Property
12.25 PM The Real
Housewives of Atlanta
- 2 0 Million Dollar Listing: LA
2.15 Dallas Cowboys
Cheerleaders
3.10 The Real Housewives
of New Jersey
4.05 The Real Housewives
of New York City
5.00 New edition
6.00 Buying and Selling
8.00 Dinner Date
9.00 NEW SERIES
Vanderpump Rules
Scheana throws a
lavish party to show off
her new boyfriend.
10.00 Married to Medicine
New edition Toya and
Eugene celebrate
getting rid of their debt.
10.55 Ladies of London
Juliet makes an effort
to rein in her temper.
11.50 PM to 12.45 AM The
Only Way Is Essex
6.00 AM Only When I Laugh
6.25 The Saint
7.20 Kojak
8.15 Quincy ME
9.20 Minder
10.25 The Sweeney
11.30 The Professionals
12.35 PM The Saint
1.40 Kojak
2.45 Quincy ME
3.45 Minder
4.50 The Professionals
5.55 The Sweeney The squad
seek a gang of thieves.
8.00 AM The Middle (S6)
10.00 Are We There Yet? (S2)
11.00 Friends (S1)
1.00 PM Friends (S1)
4.00 Are We There Yet? (S2)
5.00 Friends (S1&2)
8.30 Takeshi’s Castle
New edition 8/10.
9.00 FILM The Green
Hornet Fantasy action
comedy starring Seth
Rogen, Jay Chou
and Cameron Diaz.
A wealthy playboy
reinvents himself as a
masked crime-fighter
- with help from
his chauffeur. (2011,
12, 118min) ★★★
11.30 Single Parents 1/23.
12.00 M’T 2/23. (S1)
12.30 AM The Ricky Gervais
Show Double bill.
1.30 South Park (S16)
3.45 The Daily Show New
edition Talk show.
4.10 to 5.00 AM Impractical
Jokers: Inside Jokes
6.00 AM The Waltons
8.00 Touched by an Angel
10.00 Highway to Heaven
1.00 PM Agatha Christie’s
Partners in Crime
2.00 The Agatha Christie
Hour 2/10. (S1)
3.00 Rumpole of the Bailey
4.00 Murder, She Wrote
6.00 Tenko 9/10. Yamauchi
agrees to release
Blanche. (S1)
7.00 M*A*S*H Four episodes
of the comedy. (S5&6)
9.00 Taggart A Taste of
Money: The team
investigate the murder
of a restaurant critic.
10.30 A Death Foretold:
A student is found
murdered in what
appears to be a drug
deal gone wrong.
12.00 M’T Tenko As 6.00pm.
1.00 AM M*A*S*H (S2)
2.00 Rumpole of the Bailey
3.00 The New Avengers
4.00 to 6.00 AM Due South
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11.00 Criminal Minds 21/24. (S6)
12.00 M’T World’s Most Evil Killers
The crimes of Thierry Paulin.
1.00 AM Britain’s Most Evil Killers
2.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder
3.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime
4.00 Paramedics
5.00 to 6.00 AM The Real A&E
11.10 The Sopranos 4/13. (S5)
12.20 AM Last Week Tonight with
John Oliver A satirical look
at news and pop culture.
12.55 Six Feet Under (S5)
3.10 Girls 8/10. (S2)
3.45 Life Itself: Special
4.00 to 6.00 AM The West Wing
11.25 I’m Alan Partridge
12.00 M’T Inside No 9
- 2 0 AM Two Pints of Lager...
1.55 I’m Alan Partridge
2.25 Harry Hill’s TV Burp
Xmas Special
2.50 Harry Hill’s TV Burp
3.15 to 4.00 AM Spaced
11.00 Law & Order: UK Unsafe:
4/7. The discovery of a body
in a shallow grave by the
Thames prompts Brooks
and Devlin to reopen an
eight-year-old murder case.
Guest stars Iain Glen. (S1)
12.05 to 2.15 AM Inspector Morse
11.45 Lethal Weapon Need to
Know: 2/15. Murtaugh and
Cole work to solve the murder
of a finance executive. (S3)
12.40 AM Billy Connolly’s
Tracks Across America
1.40 Football Genius
2.10 to 2.55 AM Take the Tower
9.00 FBI 11.10 The Sopranos 11.25 I’m Alan Partridge 10.00 Law & Order: UK 7.00 River Monsters
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