2018-10-01_Reader_s_Digest_AUNZ

Laughter

THE BEST MEDICINE

68 | October• 2018

Counting Sheep

Afarmerwaswonderinghow

manyofhissheephadgoneoutto

pasture, so he asked his sheepdog

to count them.

“hereare40,”saidthedog

upon his return.

“hatcan’tberight,”saidthe

farmer.“Ionlyhave38.”

“I know,” said the dog.

“I rounded them up.”

Source: corsinet.com

Afterafewweeks,moveupto

10kgpotatobags.hentry50kg

potatobags,andeventuallytryto

gettowhereyoucanlifta100kg

potatobagineachhandandhold

yourarmsstraightformorethan

afullminute.

Onceyoufeelconidentatthat

level, putapotatoineachbag.

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PRELOVED GOODS

Ihaveafriendwho’ssointorecycling

that she won’t consider marrying a

man unless he’s been married before.

COMEDIAN RITA RUDNER

IDON’TPUNDERSTANDYOU

AfriendandIwereenjoyinga
cofeeatourlocalrestaurant
when an acquaintance stopped at
ourtableandsaid,“Hi,Ken.
CanIjoinyou?”
“Why,amIfallingapart?”
I replied. SUBMITTED BY KEN MACKAY

IN THE BAG

Anexerciseforpeoplewhoareout
ofshape:beginwitha5kgpotato
bagineachhand.Extendyour
armsstraightoutfromyoursides,
hold them there for a full minute,
and then relax.