All in a Day’s Work
HUMOUR ON THE JOB86 | October• 2018
After photographing my client for
a few minutes, I felt compelled to
stop shooting and say,
“I have to tell you, that’s a great
smile you have.”
Beaming, he said, “hanks. I got
it for my birthday.”
SUBMITTED BY BEVERLY GUHLAfter processing my order, she
said, “I have an accent. Is that OK?”
“I don’t mind at all,” I said. “Being
from New England, I have one, too.”
She waited a minute before
replying, “I meant the car. I have a
Hyundai Accent.”
SUBMITTED BY JOSEPH FERRIDEAD WRONG
At work, we often use abbreviations
when we ill out forms.
I called a customer the other day
and, reading from my printout,
asked, “Are you still a fun director?”
After a pause, he replied, “I’m a
funeral director.”
SUBMITTED BY SUSAN LADDSPOT OF BOTHER
While looking for a parking spot at
his place of work, a friend was cut of
by another car.
he driver jumped out, turned to
him and shouted “Sucks to be you!”
My friend found another parking
spot and went inside to interview a
candidate for a job at the company.
Guess who that person was?
Source: reddit.com
CAR TROUBLE
A late arrival at the Nashville
airport left me standing in front of
a car rental agent one night. In a
heav y southern drawl, she asked,
“Can ah help y’ all?”
All Smiles