ReadersDigestAustraliaNewZealand-April2018

Laughter

THE BEST MEDICINE

62 | April• 2018

RESISTING

One morning a policeman knocked

on my door, but I ignored him. He

just knocked louder until inally, he

peeked through the window and said,

“Sir, I can clearly see you. Open up!”

I said, “You can’t come in!”

He responded, “I don’t want to,

I just want you to step out of the car!”

ANDREW BERRY

STRIKE OUT

I don’t watch sports, so my idea

of ‘Fantasy Football’ would just be

a bunch of strikers lining up

to apologise for being mean to

me at school. Seen online

“I told you the tank was half-empty,

but oh no, you said it was half-full.”

CARTOON: ROBERT ERSKINE

Q:What should you say to

comfort an upset grammar

fanatic?

A:here, their, they’re.

Q:Did you hear the one about

the pregnant woman who went

into labour and started shouting,

“Couldn’t! Wouldn’t! Shouldn’t!

Didn’t! Can’t!”?

A: She was having contractions.

Q: Which word becomes shorter

after you add two letters to it?

A: Short.

Q:What’s the diference

between a cat and a comma?

A: One has claws at the end of its

paws, and the other is a pause at

the end of a clause.

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Te a c h

A selection of grammar

jokes that will make you

the English teacher’s pet

in no time.