Reader\'s Digest Australia & New Zealand - June 2018

June• 2018 | 49

year-old cousin Nathan on the
gravelpatiowhenIspottedthem
throwing stones. I called them both
over and told them to stop.
“OK,Grandma,”theyresponded
before scampering of.
Aboutanhourlater,Icaughtthem
throwing stones again. I took my
granddaughter aside and asked,
“HowmanytimesdoIhavetoask
youtostop?”
Shethoughtaboutthatforamoment
before responding, “hree, Grandma.”
SUBMITTED BY JEAN DOBSON

he Great Tweet-off:

Awkward Moments

Edition

Itookacallatworkandtriedto

transfer it. I was the only person

there. I pretended to be someone

else with a British accent.@MORTICAT

Itextedmybossattheendof

myFIRSTDAYinthenewjobwith:

“Heading out. Love you.” Intended

formyboyfriend. @ANGEBASSA

Pulled in to gas station and was

on wrong side of the pump for my

gas cap. Drove around to other

side and did it again. Drove away.

@SKIMBLECAT

Afterflunkingajobinterview,got

up, shook everyone’s hands and

walked into the coat closet.

@NOAHVAIL

Some painful memories

are worth reliving for millions

to enjoy on Twitter.

AFTER YOU

Iwasstandinginalonglunchline

withmyhusbandwhentheguyin

frontofuslookeddownatmyvery

pregnant belly, smiled, and asked,

“Whatareyouhaving?”

My impatient husband replied,

“A steak sandwich.”

SUBMITTED BY KAYLEN WADE