Reader\'s Digest Australia & New Zealand - June 2018

June• 2018 | 87

magpielewintomyhouseand

Ihavetostayintofeedit.”

■“Awaspinmycarcausedmeto

have an accident, and my tax return,

whichwasinside,wasdestroyed.”

OVERHEARD

Anassociatetohisemployer:“Sorry

I’mlate.Igotstuckbehind someone

going the speed limit.”

SUBMITTED BY MARY JO MARSH

TIME MANAGEMENT

Ijustrealisedthat“Letmecheck

mycalendar”istheadultversion of

“Let measkmymum.”

SUBMITTEDBYNOELLE CHATHAM

THE GREAT ESCAPE
While supervising students on the
playground during recess, I asked
asix-year-oldboytostopclimbing
CARTOON: SUSAN KAMILLERI KONAR; ILLUSTRATIONS: ISTOCKa fence overlooking the school’s

parking lot. Reluctantly, the boy

made his way back down to the

ground.

Hisfriendwalkedbyandtoldhim,

“here’s no escaping from school.”

SUBMITTED BY LENA DESJARDINES

SKIN OF HIS TEETH

After photographing my client for a

fewminutes,Ifeltcompelledtostop

shooting and say, “I’ve got to tell you,

that’sagreatsmileyouhave.”

Beaming, he said, “hanks, I got it

for my birthday.”

SUBMITTED BEVERLY GUHL

Office Anarchist

I’m starting a blog that’s

justreviewsofthefood

Istealoutofthefridge

at work. @UNDERCHILDE

“Don’t mind me, I’m just a little

under the weather today.”

Sources: Accountingweb.com andThe Telegraph