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Chance you will smudge it.
THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
before you go
WHAT YOU ORDER OFF THE MENU
HAVING A SHOWER
YOUR BOSS CALLS YOU INTO HER OFFICE
LOOKING AT YOURSELF IN A PICTURE
AFTER YOU PUT ON NAIL POLISH
ONLINE SHOPPING
The healthy but
unappetising
option.
What you
really
want.
The same
thing you
always order.
Whatever
your
friend gets.
NOW:
I look so gross.
NEVER ALWAYS
IN THE FUTURE:
I was so hot back then.
Nowhere
to go.
Most important
day of your life.
Hanging with
the girls.
Washing yourself.
Making life-changing decisions.
Find the
perfect thing.
Have lots
of money.
None in your size.
Hungover with
a major skin
break-out.
On a good
hair day.
When you
have lots
of ideas.
When your
outfit is on
point.
6 GRAPHS that prove life is an emotional minefi eld
WORDS BY REBECCA SLOAN