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O, REALLY? YOUR CLITORIS HAS DOUBLE THE
NUMBER OF NERVE ENDINGS AS HIS PENIS
DOES – ONE OF THOSE RARE SITUATIONS
WHERE A GUY SHOULD GET ON YOUR NERVES.- DON’T LIMIT YOURSELF to masturbating while lying on your
back in bed just because that’s how women do it in movies.
If you had your first orgasm grinding on a couch cushion (as
many of you told us you did!) flip yourself over and get down
with a down pillow. - BE AT EASE. Bring yourself close to O in your go-to style
(clitoral stroking, after a glass of sauv blanc?), stop, and start
again. Big suspense = bigger orgasm. - BORED OF USING THE SAME PORN/VIBE/POSITION every time?
Try a masturbation cleanse. Going back to basics (no props or
porn) can make for a powerful O. - YAY FOR KEGELS! The vaginal clenching exercises can lead
to stronger orgasms and serve as training for the mythical
hands-free fantasy-only orgasm (the unicorn of Os). Remind
yourself to train daily with the Kegel Camp app ($2.49 from
the App Store). - KILL TWO OS WITH ONE TOY. Treat yourself to a dual-action
sexcessory like the Butterfly Kiss ($20.95, wildsecrets.com.
au). A tiny butterfly flutters on your clitoris while a G-spot
stimulator massages you there.
HELP US HELP YOU!
THE FEMALE ORGASM CAN BE A PUZZLE FOR MEN AFTER A WHILE,
SOME GUYS JUST SAY SCREW IT AND GO PLAY CALL OF DUTY.
JORDAN CARLOS, GIRL CODE REGULAR AND WRITER FOR COMEDY
CENTRAL’S THE NIGHTLY SHOW, TELLS HOW HE CRACKED THE CODELADIES!
MUCH LIKE WITH STAND
UP,
in the bedroom I had beginner’s
luck that gave me a somewhat
false impression of my abilities.
In college, I hooked up with a
woman who lost her shit at my
slightest touch. How could I not
think I was truly the gangster of
love? Alas, other women didn’t
experience complete particle
reversal by simply having me
blow in their ear. It got worse.
Much worse.
“JUST FINISH. I wasn’t going to
come anyway...” has to be the
most soul-crushing thing I’ve
ever had a woman tell me. Not
only did I feel horribly inadequate,
but I also felt like a knuckle-
dragging cretin. I was inside her,
for Pete’s sake! Why weren’t the
women I bedded immediately
spasming in ecstasy? I mean,
didn’t I put my sex part in her sex
part? Wasn’t I pumping away like
I had seen in all those movies?
BUT WHAT DID I REALLY KNOW
ABOUT WOMEN? Nada. And I am
the son of an ob-gyn! As such,
my understanding of sex was
clinical/utilitarian. I knew that
to make a baby, people had to
make the sex together. I didn’t
know where the clitoris was or
the mythical G-spot, but I didknow what I saw in movies and
the movies told me that to take a
lady to Pleasantville, some oral
sex was involved. So I entered a
period where much of my foreplay
repertoire consisted of adhering
myself to a young lady’s labia
majora like a hungry sea barnacle.
WITH EACH PARTNER, I learnt
what I was doing wrong. Like not
using my fi ngers and going too
heavy on the tongue. But I’d
become accustomed to rejection,
so rather than settle into early-
onset celibacy, I soldiered on.
And, like my routine, it got better!
I THINK THE SECRET to fi nally
understanding what it took to
please a lady came when I found
the right one. We had awkward
bedroom fun until we weren’t
scared of each other anymore
and started having mind-bending
fun. One night, she told me how
she liked it, what angles were
“no” and what angles made her
say “More, please!” I was happy
she did. Ladies, talk to us. You
tell a barista how you like your
latte. Baristas aren’t mind-readers,
and neither is your guy. For guys,
bringing a woman to orgasm
makes us feel unstoppable –
not mere gangsters of love but
veritable “Oh, my god-fathers.”HOW TO HAVE AN ORGASMParty of one
RESEARCH SAYS WOMEN WHO O ALONE HAVE MORE ORGASMS
WITH HOOKUPS ’COS THEY KNOW THEIR BODY WELL ENOUGH
TO TEACH SOME CLUELESS GUY... WE MEAN, LOVING PARTNERexactly^COSMO SURVEYHOW OLD
WERE YOU
WHEN YOU HAD
YOUR FIRST
ORGASM?