Breast intentions
During my team’s debate with
another school, we had to argue
a ‘for’ case to have parenting
classes for parents of primary
school students. As the third
speaker, I had to repeat our team
line many times, which was “to
bring out the best in children!” But
when I finished the speech, I was
so nervous I accidentally said “to
bring out the BREAST in children!”
The whole room cracked up and
I didn’t even realise what I had done
until I was seated and my friend
whisperedittome!Kathy, SAEMAIL YOUREMBARRASSING STORY
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meetingsandmeals.Onenightwe
were all sitting on the floor of the
hall and the teachers were
explaining the details for what we
were going to be doing the next
day. I accidentally let out a really
loud fart and everyone heard and
looked at me... even the teacher
who was talking stopped and
stared! My other classmates who
were sitting on the floor with me
moved away and made a huge
circle around me to avoid the smell!
Michaela, WAPen probs
We were in the middle of assembly at school
and we were asked to write a date down in our
diaries. I was sitting next to a girl in my class
and she asked me if I had a pen she could
borrow. I knew I had a spare in my pocket, so
I reached in to get it while I was rushing to
write down the date in my diary at the same
time. She tapped me on the shoulder and
handed me back a pad! Because I wasn’t
concentrating, I had passed that to her instead
of the pen. I took it back but it was too late –
she was cracking up laughing and our whole
year level was looking at us! Claire, Vic
Big splash
My school is next to a big creek surrounded by
trees and my friends and I always hang out
there at lunch. There’s no bridge, so to cross the
creek you have to jump and hope for the best.
One lunch, the bell had gone and we were
leaving to go back to class. I went to jump
across the creek but as I did my shoe got caught
on a tree root and I fell face-first into the
muddy water. To make matters worse,
when I went to the office
to dry off and get a spare
uniform, they only had guy
clothes left! It was sooooo
humiliating! Seraphine, VicCongrats!
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I was sitting in the classroom next to one of
the boys in my class. We were in the middle of
a lesson when I felt like I needed to sneeze, so I did,
but as I let it out, I also farted – loudly! He
looked at me weirdly and I said sorry.
He just laughed! Sarah, NSWxic emissions
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