184 ^ Cosmopolitan ^ DECEMBER 2016
cosmo QuiZ
by helen zookthe breakdoWn
mostly c’s
party
animal
You’re up for
anything—from
skydiving to
swiping a six-pack
of Twisted Tea from
the convenience
store. Just don’t let
having a blast ruin
the rest of your
life...or land you in
jail. Ease up on the
raging, and spend
a lazy Sunday in
bed. Your body
and mind will
thank you.mostly a’s
worka holic
You’re always
down to drop
random plans for
what matters.
Props for putting
your job first, but
make sure no one’s
taking advantage of
that. You deserve
to take a load off
too. Block out one
night a week for
drinks or dinner
with friends. You’ll
be glad you
connected with
your crew.mostly b’s
selF-
controlla
You have serious
willpower and don’t
indulge too often.
You sacrifice good
times to keep other
commitments,
whether it’s a barre
class or a working
Sunday. Balance is
key, but try shifting
your schedule and
letting loose a little
more. You may
have an even better
time than you
thought possible.- When was
the last time
you blew off
your to-do list
to hang with
your girls?
a. Not since
high school. Life
was so much
simpler then.
Sigh.
b. Two Sundays
ago. My still-full
laundry hamper
won’t let me
forget it!
c. This past
#TacoTuesday
#WineWednesday
#ThirstyThursday.
Shall I go on?
5. ding! your
phone just went
off. it’s probs a
reminder to:
a. Check the
pet cam. I
cancelled my
weekend plans to
do round-the-
clock surveillance
on my boss’s
Chihuahua while
she’s out of town.
b. Power-down
my laptop. I’m
halfway through
the Narcos finale,
but trying to be
better about
staying away from
screens before
bedtime.
c. Buy
Coachella tickets.
I’ve finally figured
out how to steal a
talent pass and
smoke weed with
Snoop Dogg on
the main stage. - you’re invited
to a cookie
swap, secret
santa gift
exchange and
holiday rager
all on the same
day. plan?
a. Bail on
everything, and
score keys from
the workplace
janitor so I can
burn the midnight
oil. #SilentNight
b. Skip the
gingerbread men,
and split my time
at the other two
parties. I can’t be
trusted around
that much sugar.
c. Drop by
each, then host
an after-party
kegger at my place
to get more lit than
a menorah. - your
boss asks for
help on an extra
project that
means working
on a saturday.
you say:
a. Yes! I already
started faking
laryngitis in front
of my friends just
in case I had to
work on karaoke
night.
b. Sure. I’ll call
it my Friday night
three-too-many-
Fireball-shots
prevention plan.
c. Nope. Gotta
rest up for Sunday
Funday. Word is
male strippers will
be at the five-hour
boozy brunch. - how many
days a month
do you dedicate
to binge-
watching tv?
a. One to two,
tops, but never
fully watching—
I’m always on
my phone.
b. Four. Once
a week at least.
That’s my
me-time.
c. None. Too
restless. Why
watch Stranger
Things when I
could be sneaking
into a theme park?are you having
enough fun?
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