40 ^ Cosmopolitan ^ DECEMBER 2016
i mage: GeTTY IMAGeS1
“I had a huge crush
on this guy and I had
worked so hard to
get him to notice me.
Finally, he asked for
my number! I was so
nervous that I
dropped his phone
on the concrete, and
it cracked. I offered
to pay for it, but he
didn’t accept. We
never spoke again.”
—Dilki, 26Guy COnfESSIOn
“I went for Sunday mass with
my mother and grandmother
after a night of heavy
drinking. I was feeling
nauseous during the service,
but I held it together...until
the last few minutes when I
knew I was going to vomit.
There were no bathrooms in
the church, so I vomited right
outside as people were
arriving for the next mass.
Definitely made my mother
and grandmother really
proud that day.”
—HaRin, 222(WE KNOW YOU HAVE CONFESSIONS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH US...EMAIL THE DIRTY DETAILS TO [email protected]!)40
YoU ReVeAl YoUR MoST
eMBARRASSING, RIDICUloUS,
WhAT-WAS-I-ThINKING
MoMeNTS.
C o m p i l e d b y
K avee JayasuriyacOnFEssIOns