Cosmopolitan_SriLanka_December_2016

Cosmopolitan ^ DECEMBER 2016 ^43

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Enjoy thEsE rEadErs’ dooziEs,

and bE glad it

wasn’t you!

C o m p i l e d b y

Kavee Jayasuriya

cOnFEssIOns

Worst Dates Ever

(have a worst date story? do share it with us at [email protected])

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JUST ClUeleSS UM, No CheCK, PleASe So oFFeNSIVe ePIC FAIl lIT eRAllY DeRANGeD

“He came to get me in his new car.

before I got in, he put a towel on the

seat because ‘girls can be sweaty

down there.’”

sHEHaRa, 23

“I never drink tequila, but on a first date,

this guy kept refilling my glass. On the

way home, he pulled me in close for a

kiss. The sudden motion made me sick,

and I threw up on the pavement...

and a little on him.’’

nataliE, 25

“I thought we were going for dinner, but

he took me to an abandoned car park

and said, ‘Want to mess around?’ When I

said no, he dropped me off at home!”

sHalini, 23

“He told me he’d stalked my Instagram

before our first date, and then

proceeded to inform me that my sister

was ‘so hot.’ Thanks!”

sHania, 24

Guy COnfESSIOn

“my very, very hot date had really bad

foot odour when she kicked off

her heels.”

REHan, 26

“When we were planning to have sex for

the first time, I asked him if he had a

condom. His response? ‘Condoms are for

hookers—not nice, pretty girls like you.’”

MElissa, 24

Guy

COnfESSIOn

“She bumped into

her ex-colleague who was

alone at the restaurant.

My date felt bad and invited her

over to sit with us. It ended up

being a girls’ night with me

smiling awkwardly

throughout.”

HiMEnDRa, 22