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All in a Day’s Work


HUMOUR ON THE JOB

72 | July• 2018


She smiled and said “hat’s a pity


  • you’d be just right for my mum.”
    SUBMITTED BY ROB LLOYD


PARK AT YOUR OWN RISK
here is a lot of competition for
parking at the local dental oice
hence the sign: “Dental oice parking
only. Violators will be extracted.”
SUBMITTED BY HELEN MCNAIR

FOWL PLAY
While teaching at a veterinary
college I ordered books for our

MUM’S THE WORD
My very attractive 20-year-old PA
came into my oice sat on the edge
of my desk and asked if it was true
that my girlfriend and I had split up.
When I conirmed it she smiled
and asked if I was ready to start
seeing anyone else.
As a 38-year-old male my ego was
doing somersaults but I questioned
whether a relationship would be
appropriate and I let her down gently
by saying that it was too soon for me
to be involved with someone again.


No


What a Bloomer!
A colleague received some lowers
accompanied by a card that simply
said “No”.
She spent the entire morning
trying to igure out what her
husband had meant by this cryptic
message. Eventually she gave up
and called him.
“When I was on the phone to the
lorist” he told her “she asked me
if I had a message and I said ‘No’.”
SUBMITTED BY GINETTE HUGHES

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