76 | July⢠2018
WORLDâS DUMBEST CRIMINALS
theyattemptedtobuyone-wayair-
farestoMexicowiththestolencash.
heywerecaughtandspenttimein
jail.heiractionsmadeworldhead-
linesbutdidnâtseemtodeter subse-
quentdumbcriminals.
Vanit y Did Him In
THINKING NO ONEwaslookinga
26-year-old bearded thief took a pair
of headphones of the shelf in an elec-
tronicsstorewentintoadressing
room â out of sight or so he thought
W
hile on a working
holiday in the US
back in 2009 two
lads from Byron
Bay in northern
NSWdecidedtorobabankinVail
ColoradowithBBgunsâwhilestill
wearing the name tags from the
jobthepairworkedat.Theywere
regulars at the bank and probably
theonlyoneswithbroadAustral-
ianaccents.Aftermakingoffwith
$US132000 suspicions arose when