Girlfriend Australia — Autumn 2017

Mostly purple

/ Amy Schumer

You drop expletives on the

reg and occasionally say stuff

that might be so-wrong-it’s-

right, but hey, it’s why your

friends love you. Like Amy,

you’re into equality and you

don’t see why you should be

ashamed about anything.

Mostly red / Miranda Sings

You are ~alluring~ and you

know it and you also love

that the whole world literally

craves hearing you sing.

Also, your red lipstick game

is kinda cray yet epic.

Mostly blue / Rebel Wilson

Like Rebel, you’re the friend

everyone wishes they had.

You’re confident AF, fearless,

sassy and extremely open

about literally everything.

Mostly yellow / Jenna

Marbles You are a tall glass

of realness spiked with a dash

of dark humour, wrapped in

some unicorn uniqueness.

Self-deprecating is your

middle name and you can

make literally anyone giggle.

Find your

Which lolarious babe is

basically your soul twin?

funny

girl crush

Amy

Schumer

Rebel

Wilson

Miranda

Sings

TICK STATEMENTS

YOU CAN IMAGINE

YOURSELF SAYING

AND TALLY UP YOUR

COLOURS.

Friends are like a box

of chocolates. If you eat

them, they die.

In New York I’m, like,

a six or a seven with all

the padding. But in

Miami, I was like a

negative three... Children

were crying. I was like,

“Beyoncé calls it jelly.”

If you’re not good at

it and at first you don’t

succeed then stop it.

Got a new personal best

at the gym this morning.

Arrived only five

minutes late.

One summer, I’ll never

forget this, all the kids

took turns throwing

handfuls of pennies

at me. I know. I was like,

“Excuse me – this

is awesome!”

I have many boyfriends

on YouTube and they

don’t know I exist.

Always talk to him

about your period.

Guys love that! Because

they don’t have periods!

The curiosity will just

kill them.

Who can train for a

marathon? I’m currently

training to be able to

blow-dry and straighten

my own hair without

having to take a break.

You guys don’t know

how hard it is to be me.

I struggle with a disease.

It is so, so hard. I cry

myself to sleep because

of it. Sometimes... I get

the hiccups.

My mom is very good

at being passive-

aggressive, and my

dad is a total wise-ass,

so I think the mixture

of the two of them

is my comedy.

Titanic taught me that

if you love someone you

should let them f****ing

freeze to death and

sink to the bottom

of the ocean.

My family keeps me

pretty grounded.

Like, if I try anything

diva, they’re like,

“Oh shut up. Go and

do the dishwasher.”

I think of myself as a

fairly attractive girl...

thanks to my mom. I was

brought into this world

thinking I was gorgeous

because my mother

was extremely devoted

to this notion.

I saw a sign that just said

‘Nutella’ with an arrow.

So I followed it.

Every day I pray and

thank God for me.

Troye Sivan looks more

beautiful when he wakes

up in the morning than I’ll

look on my wedding day.

Jenna

Marbles

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