Trigger warning: you will relate
to these on a spiritual level...- You find ways to bring your
crush into every conversation, no
matter how ridiculous – a friend
asks if you’d like an orange. You say,
“That’s such a coincidence! insert
crushes name here used to play on
the basketball team and their jerseys
were red and yellow, which if you
mix them together makes orange!”
2. You spend more time lurking
around their socials than you spend
sleeping. TBH, you’re in so deep
you’ve spent more time stalking
his cousin’s cat Mitten’s Insta
than you’ve spent sleeping.
3. The worst moment of your
entire life was the time you
accidentally double tapped Mitten’s
2014 annual Easter portrait post,
The seven signs of crushing
Crushed it
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hhh crushes. They’re complete
and utter hell! You’re going
about your daily life when out
of nowhere you’re struck by
Cupid’s arrow... and now you
live and breathe the object of your affection. It’s
an emotional rollercoaster and a special brand
of torture, but let’s be honest, life without a crush
is pretty borzo – you know you wouldn’t give it up
(even if you could). As much as we’d love to make
your crush fall in love with you, sadly we don’t
have those powers. But we can help you navigate
your way through this tumultuous time.
If you’re currently living the complete agony of being in love
with someone who barely knows you exist, read on dear friend...
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