Cosmopolitan_Australia_October_2017

Never. No one

messes with

the nest.

WORDS BY HELEN ZOOK. PHOTOGRAPHY BY KEVIN SWEENEY/STUDIO D; JON PATERSON; EMILY KATE ROEMER; STUART TYSON; ROCCO BIZZARRI; GETT

Y IMAGES.

SUNGLASSES STYLING BY KRIS JENSEN AT MARK EDWARD INC. (LEAVES) ©JUJ WINN 2017; (EDWARD CULLEN) © 2009 SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT. ALL

RIGHTS RESERVED

The temp just broke 37 degrees. Still got plans?

STAY IN BED

No one can guilt-trip you

into getting off your couch.

And we all need breaks from

real life. Crank up the air con

and turn on Netflix. While the

temp hits record highs, you’ll

break your TV binge record.

HOST A GIRLS’ NIGHT IN

You don’t do humidity but

need to feel productive.

Stay on house arrest, but

don’t ice out your crew.

Invite them over for some

rounds of Heads Up!, and

serve cute DIY frozen treats.

GRAB A DRINK

Staying in makes you stir-

crazy, but you’re not a beach

bum. Instead, make a hit

list of watering holes to try.

When you get a brain freeze,

balance it out by having zero

chill on your Snapchat story.

HIT THE BEACH

You’d never let a little sweat

keep you from enjoying all

that sunshine. Bring a no-

drama squad, an epic spread,

and SPF to the nearest body

of water. That way, you can

strip down and cool off.

And risk heatstroke? Hell

nah. Hello, house arrest.

Sure! You don’t sweat,

you *~*sparkle*~*.

How often do you

make your bed?

Ever done a #FlatLay?

Have you snuck

booze into a

public pool? Yep. Love a good

sunscreen flask.

Every

morning. Your

daily attempt

at adulthood.

Does getting horizontal count?

Only in

natural

light, obvs.

Why go somewhere that

doesn’t serve alcohol?

Speaking of sunscreen...

burn easily?

Not with your

impenetrable

formula of SPF

and sun hats.

You could def

pass for a Cullen.

START HERE

WHAT’S YOUR

CHILLAXATION PLAN?

Want some

company?

Yas! Friends,

assemble.

No, thanks. LMK

when you can

mute people IRL.

Settle back, relax and do what you wanna do

cohol?

Not with

impenet

formula

and s

you sparkl

EEvver don

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