This outfit screams,
“I’m a train conductor, got
derailed in the jungle,
battled an anaconda
and a tiger, then ran to
freedom in 15cm stilettos.
How was your day?”um, are
they
hooves?Hotel doormat?
Yoga mat? It’s all
the same to Celine.
Well, when you’ve
gotta om, you’ve
gotta om...yog a
to be
kidding!‘Looks like
rain’fierce, huh?’‘Pretty‘Namaste,
b***hes’We’ve seen some
OTT poses in our time,
but Celine takes the
cake! She knows
she’s at a Paris fashion
show and not starringtill the fab
lady sings
ast
LOL
Celine raises the
roof so hard she
goes right through it!
Uh, let’s hope she’s
macarena!’‘Eh, not the one driving...!
ink we get
e’s going for
one black
t meets
her! Still,
ner of that
s gonna be
issed!LEG
UP!Yep, it’s been a,
er, wild couple
of weeks for this
hoot on the loose!
the
in?We t
at s
re
o
an
the
Benzstyle mileagget greatThere’s the Celine we
all know, then there’s
the Celine who
spontaneously bursts
into interpretive
dance! Thinking of
a career change?stop.
salsa time‘Walk like an
Egyptian...’girl’s
on top