TV&Satellite Week 35
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LOCAL
VARIATIONS
6.05 News (S)
6.10 Secrets of the
Royal Kitchens
A glimpse into the world
of the British Royal Family,
including the story of a royal
butler who ended up dancing
with the Queen. (S)(R)6.00 The Simpsons
Blood Feud: Mr Burns
receives a life-saving blood
transfusion from Bart. (S)(R)
6.30 Mr Lisa Goes to
Washington: Grampa
babysits the children. (S)(R)7.05 NEW SERIES The Nile
with Bettany Hughes
1/2. The historian sets sail
on an epic journey through
Egypt to chart the country’s
ancient past, travelling
almost 1,000 miles from
Cairo to the Aswan Dam
and stopping off at iconic
sites along the way. (S)7.00 The Simpsons When
Flanders Failed: Flanders
opens a shop exclusively for
left-handed customers. (S)(R)- 3 0 Bart the Murderer:
Bart becomes Fat Tony’s
personal errand boy. (S)(R)
8.00 A League of Their Own
Amanda Holden referees as
Harry Redknapp joins the
panellists. Comedian
Guz Khan and former
footballer Alex Scott also
join up with the regulars. (R)9.00 LIVE Boxing:
Featherweight Title
Alex Dilmaghani v Francisco
Fonseca: Coverage of the
bout for the vacant WBA
International Super
Featherweight title at
Maidstone Leisure Centre, as
home favourite Dilmaghani
looks to claim the fi rst title
of his professional career
against the Nicaraguan. With
commentary by Dave Farrar
and Richie Woodhall. (S)9.00 FILM We’re the Millers
Raunchy comedy starring
Jennifer Aniston, Jason
Sudeikis, Will Poulter and
Emma Roberts. A drug
dealer, a stripper and two
troubled teenagers pose
as a family in an attempt to
smuggle marijuana across
the US-Mexico border.
(2013, 15, 114min) ★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●●11.00 100 UFOs Caught on Camera
The most puzzling UFO moments
ever captured on camera. (S)(R)1.00 AM 21.co.uk Live Casino Show
3.05 Access Showbiz news. (S)
3.15 Gotham: Wrath of the Villains
Unleashed: 20/22. (S2) (S)(R)4.00 NCIS 16/24. (S7) (S)(R)
4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R)
5.10 Great Artists (S)(SL)(R)
5.35 to 6.00 AM Wildlife SOS (SL)(R)
11.00 Frayed 1/6. A wealthy London
housewife returns to her
hometown in Australia, where
she confronts her past. (R)
12.00 M’T Temple 3/8. (S1) (R)(AD)
1.00 AM Britannia (S)(R)(AD)
2.00 Rob & Romesh vs the NFL The
comedians train with American
football players. (S)(R)(AD)
3.00 Road Wars (S)(R)
3.30 to 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol (R)6.00 to 9.50 AM Milkshake!
9.50 SpongeBob SquarePants New
episode SpongeBob collects
Krabby Patty ingredients. (S)10.05 Rise of the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles (S)(R)10.20 Access Showbiz news. (S)
10.30 Most Outrageous Holiday
Moments Internet videos
involving holidays.(S)(R)11.20 Friends 23&24/25. (S3) (S)(R)
12.20 PM Friends 25/25. (S3) (S)(R)
12.50 Friends 1/24. (S4) (S)(R)
1.20 Bargain-Loving Brits in the
Sun Triple bill of editions. (S)(R)4.10 The Wonderful World of
Puppies A litter of doberman
pups must learn the laws
of puppy physics. (S)(R)5.10 Rocky the golden retriever
moves in with a family. (S)(R)6.00 AM Animal House (S)(R)(AD)
8.00 Modern Family (S10) (S)(R)
10.30 Soccer AM
12.00 NOON Hawaii Five-0 22/25.
Duke is forced to steal evidence.
1.00 PM 23/25. McGarrett and
the team take on the Mob.
2.00 24/25. Steve joins
Junior and his SEAL team
on a mission. (S8) (S)(R)
3.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday Jeff
Stelling and guests preside over
the day’s football, including
previews of the top games.
5.00 The Simpsons The War of the
Simpsons: Marge and Homer
visit a rural retreat. (S)(R)
5.30 Three Men and a Comic
Book: Bart thinks that Milhouse
and Martin are trying to steal
a valuable comic book. (S)(R)BBC1
SCOTLAND
Sky 951 , Virgin 862 , Freesat 960
4.30-5.30pm
Sportscene Results (S)
N. IRELAND
Sky 953 , Virgin 863 , Freesat 957
5.00-5.30pm Final Score
from Northern Ireland (S)
WALES
Sky 952 , Virgin 864 , Freesat 964
11.30am-12.00noon
Down the Social with
Owen Money (S)(R)BBC2
N. IRELAND
Sky 972 , Freesat 969
8.30-9.00pm Home
Ground (S)(R)
WALES
Sky 971 , Freesat 971
No variationsITV
No variationsS4C
Sky 13 4, Virgin 16 6, Freesat 12 0
6.00am Cyw 8.00
Cath-Od 8.10 Dreigiau:
Gwarchodwyr Berc 8.30
Seligo 8.35 Pigo dy Drwyn
9.05 Angelo am Byth 9.10
Larfa 9.15 FM 9.40 Cic
10.00 Bywyd Gwyllt y Môr
Series finale 11.00 Parti
Bwyd Beca 11.30 Yn y
Gwaed 12.30pm Ffermio
1.00 Ward Plant 1. 3 0
Arfordir Cymru: Môn 2.00
Garddio a Mwy 2.30
Castell Howell 3.00 3 Lle
3.30 Huw Edwards a’r
Cymry Estron: Stori Cymry
Llundain 4.30 Doctoriaid
Yfory 5.00 LIVE Clwb
Rygbi 7.15 Newyddion a
Chwaraeon 7. 3 0 Rhannu
New edition 8.00 Aur y
Noson Lawen New edition
8.55 Chwedloni: Cwpan
Rybgi’r Byd New edition
9.00 Cwpan Rygbi’r Byd
2019: Sushi, Sake a Rygbi
New edition 9.30 Glas y
Dorlan 10.00 Teulu’r
Mans 10.30 Jonathan:
Cwpan Rygbi’r Byd 2019
11.30pm-12.05am HanshBBC4 programmes
start at 7.00pm
6.00 AM Emmerdale
8.45 Coronation Street
11.40 Ninja Warrior UK
12.40 PM You’ve Been Framed
and Famous! Gold- 35 FILM Dirty Dancing 2:
Havana Nights Romantic
drama with Romola Garai.
(2004, PG, 86min) ★★★
3.25 FILM Beethoven Comedy
about a dog that wins the
love of a family by destroying
their home. With Charles
Grodin and Bonnie Hunt.
(1992, U, 87min) ★★★
6.00 AM Rude(ish) Tube
6.25 Celebrity Coach Trip
7.20 Couples Come Dine
with Me In Cambridge.
8.25 FILM FernGully: The Last
Rainforest Animation.
(1992, U, 76min) ★★★
10.00 Made in Chelsea
11.00 Don’t Tell the Bride
12.00 NOON The Goldbergs
2.00 PM Brooklyn Nine-Nine
3.00 The Big Bang Theory
4.00 Great British Bake Off
5.15 Extreme Cake Makers5.10 FILM The Lord of the
Rings: The Return of the
King Epic fantasy adventure
concluding Peter Jackson’s
trilogy based on JRR
Tolkien’s mythical saga, with
Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen
and Viggo Mortensen. (2003,
12, 201min) ★★★★★
9.00 FILM American Pie 2
Teen comedy sequel starring
Jason Biggs. Four friends
rent a lakeside house for
the summer, and one
decides he needs some
sexual experience before
the visit of a sexy Czech
exchange student.
(2001, 15, 106min) ★★★5.35 The Big Bang Theory
Seven episodes, including at:
7.00 3/24. Sheldon
searches for an alternative
to human companionship.- 3 0 4/24. Howard tries to
win back Bernadette.
8.00 5/24. Sheldon looks
for a way to get out of
his relationship with Amy.
8.30 6/24. Raj’s sister
Priya visits the gang. (S4)
9.00 FILM About Time
Romantic comedy starring
Domhnall Gleeson and
Rachel McAdams. A young
man inherits the ability to
time-travel into his past.
(2013, 12, 120min) ★★★
11.05 Family Guy Triple bill of the
animated comedy. (S13)
12.30 AM American Dad! Double
bill of the comedy. (S8&9)
1.30 The Cleveland Show
2.00 to 2.45 AM
Don’t Hate the Playaz11.30 Gogglebox: Celebrity
Special for SU2C With
Danny Dyer and Dani Dyer.
12.40 AM Gogglebox
1.50 First Dates
3.40 to 6.00 AM
The Good Place7.00 PM Britain’s Secret Seas
4/4. The excavation of a
17th-century ship found
in the waters outside
Poole Harbour, Dorset.
8.00 Life in the Air 3/3.
Featuring footage from
within a flock of birds.
9.00 FILM Julieta Pedro
Almodovar’s drama starring
Emma Suarez. A chance
encounter with a childhood
friend of her daughter
causes a Madrid woman to
rethink her future. Subtitled.
(2016, 15, 99min) ★★★★
10.30 Detectorists 1/6. Andy
considers setting Lance up
with a date, while a stranger
arrives at the club. (S2)8.55 AM Kirstie’s Vintage Gems
9.25 A Place in the Sun:
Winter Sun Triple bill.
12.30 PM Location, Location,
Location In Oxfordshire.
1.35 The World’s Most
Beautiful Railway
2.35 Come Dine with Me Five
editions from north Kent.
5.20 Four in a Bed Water ’s
Edge guesthouse in
Stratford-upon-Avon.11.00 Detectorists 2/6. The
mayor visits the club
on a delicate matter.
11. 3 0 3/6. Russell and
Hugh try to recover the
mayor’s chain of office. (S2)
12.00 M’T Top of the Pops: 1988
1.00 AM Spiral
3.05 to 4.05 AM
Britain’s Secret Seas5.50 Four in a Bed The Kilpeck
Inn in Herefordshire.
6.25 A visit to The Fox
Inn in Guisborough.
6.55 The Ivanhoe Guest
House in Bridlington.- 25 The final day of
the competition sees
accusations of tit-for-tat
game-playing start to fly.
8.00 999: On the Frontline
Paramedics help a drink-
driver who has crashed on
a dual carriageway.
9.00 24 Hours in A&E
A woman is involved in
a motorbike accident.
10.00 A 19-year-old who
has suffered multiple spinal
injuries in a motocross race.
11.05 Father Ted
12 .10 AM 8 Out of 10 Cats
Does Countdown
With Rhod Gilbert.
1.15 24 Hours in A&E
2.20 Ramsay’s Kitchen
Nightmares USA
3.20 to 3.55 AM
Food Unwrapped9.00 Boxing: Featherweight Title 9.00 We’re the MillersLIVE!