2019-10-01 Cosmopolitan

They mention that they already told
their BFF about how great you are (cool,
because you did the same with yours).

You wake

up to “Can’t

wait to

see you

tonight,” so

no, they’re

definitely

not bailing.

They book a super-

swank rooftop restaurant

for your second date.

That LOL

meme you

r e p l i e d

with didn’t

l a n d w e l l.

At all.

What’s worse

than a

“Ha, IDGI?”

after you make

a joke?

October 2019 Cosmopolitan 99

You made it

to the second

date! Con-

gratulations.

Now you can

cancel your

backup date.

W

hi

le

“r

es

ea

rc

h-

in

g,

”

yo

u

fin

d

so

m

e-

th

in

g

cr

in

ge

y.

A

w

ea

ke

r

wo

m

an

(^) m
ig
ht
th
ro
w
(^) in
th
e
to
w
el.
(M
ay
be
(^) y
ou
w
an
na
(^) b
e
a
we
ak
er
w
om
an
.)
Yo
ur
c
al
is
ex
pl
od
in
g^
w
ith
ca
n’
t-
ca
nc
el
pl
an
s.
Pr
e-
w
or
k^
co
ffe
e^
da
te
or
b
us
t.
Bu
t (^) a
ls
o:
N
ow
(^) th
ey
W
on
’t.
(^) S
to
p.
Te
xt
in
g.
Yo
u.
St
al
ki
ng
(^) is
on
ly
(^) c
ut
e
wh
en
(^) y
ou
do
(^) it
.
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