ey, it’s me, a Scorpio, here to tell you that
Scorpio season has arrived—and that we
are the BEST sign of the zodiac. Sure, we
have a bad rap for being vengeful (and it’s
true we never forget!), possessive (we do
L- O -V- E w h a t we l ove), a n d s exu a l A F (wait, is t his a
bad thing?). But there is a method to our madness, and
we’re never going to BS you because we push for the
~deepest~ connections. Basically, we’re worth any sting,
and it’s not so hard to successfully coexist with us....(I
won’t forget to tell you “I told you so” later.)believe, and trust
only those who are
willing to evolve with
them,” says Stardust.
“Don’t rush their
emotions. They are
very sensitive and
will understand you
with compassion as
l o n g a s yo u’re o p e n.”RULE 3
Don’t be extra
Scorpios will cut you
out if you bring
drama. “If you’re
upset with them,
express yourself
simply by summariz-
ing your feelings in
one sentence,” says
Stardust.RULE 4
Build trust
Scorpios are ride-or-
dies who will always
have your back...so
long as the trust is
mutual (ICYMI, we
have sliiight trust
issues). “While they
may not always agree
with you, they will
defend you once you
earn a place in their
hearts,” says Stardust.RULE 5
S k i p t h e
small talk...
As I said, this sign
likes to go deep—
you may find yourself
confessing your big-
gest secrets to a Scorp
on a first date. “That
will probably make
them even more
attracted to you,” says
tarot reader and
color-magic practi-
tioner Sarah Potter.RULE 6
...but don’t push
them to spill their
own tea. (Sorry!)
“Scorpios are natu-
rally secretive,” says
psychic and Witch
Doctorate podcast
host Renée Watt. “If
you pump them for
information, they may
think you’re prying.
Watch out for their
s t in g e r if t h ey f e e l like
they need to protect
themselves.”h
Or die trying. JK! (Not really.)
By MIA LARDIEREHow to
survive a
Scorpio
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