“It’s five o’clock somewhere,”
I say as I leave work at 9 a.m.
—@MichaelSmartGuyIf I tell you I’m five
minutes away and you
believe me, that is your
own personal problem.
—@HeySar4hChuckle
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at me ... thenupside down
and the time
was 7:07.
—LAUGH LINES
The worst thing
about insomnia
is discovering all
the new hours of
the day that
you’re hungry.
—@AsiaDNYC