2019-05-01+PC+Gamer

The Top 50 Free Games

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urder Dog – aka Crime Pooch,

aka Slaughter Pup – is on trial at

the Hague for crimes that he

definitely did commit. Entitled to a trial, it’s

up to Murder Dog to refute evidence,

browbeat witnesses and just generally

make a mockery of the legal system in the

hope of forcing the jury to declare you not

guilty. PS

bit.ly/murderdog

BarklEy,Shutup&JaMgaIDEn

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his tongue-in-cheek Final

Fantasy-inspired RPG is set in a

‘post-cyberpocalyptic’ New York

City and stars ex-NBA star Charles

Barkley. After performing a devastating

‘chaos dunk’ during a match, Barkley finds

himself in a world where basketball is

outlawed. This is a genuinely hilarious,

deeply weird game, and no, you don’t have

to be into basketball to enjoy it. AK

bit.ly/barkleypc

raDIatOr 2

Robert Yang’s second

trilogy of shortform

narrative experiments

about intimacy is lighter in

tone than Half-Life 2 mod

collection Radiator – Stick

Shift, as its description

explains, “is an autoerotic

night-driving game about

pleasuring a gay car” – but

it still has lots to say about

eroticism and consent. PS

bit.ly/radiatorpc

cOOkIEclIckEr

This was coded in one

night by creator Julien

Thiennot, and has

developed a cult following.

As the name suggests,

your goal is to create

cookies by, er, clicking on a

cookie. But then you can

improve the efficiency of

your clicks, and automate

them, generating billions of

cookies. AK

bit.ly/clickpc

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tErrIBlycurSED

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Dr Langeskov promises to

be an exciting heist game.

Unfortunately most of the

staff have gone on strike

and there’s another player

in the game right now.

Maybe you could help out

behind the scenes

instead? PS

bit.ly/langeskov

DOg OF Dracula 2

Y

ears ago we defeated the

Nachrehzer and his ban on

condiments that

devastated the world, but

life only got worse,”

deadpans Dog of Dracula 2’s intro. This is

a bleak dystopia of dogs, groomers and

cyberbahn addicts. You play as Cid, a

“homicidal otaku weapon”, trying to

drown out the pain of life by overindulging

in durststep and sauce. Full of references

to anime and ’90s consumerism, Dog of

Dracula 2 combines cyberpunk absurdism

and noir fiction to great effect, resulting in

memorably weird lines. “She owns that

onesie in a way that spells trouble in

capital keypresses.” PS

bit.ly/draculapc

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