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sign
a
certaintreaty.
The
treatywastotally
intheinterests
of
Prussiaandagainst
the
interests
of
Austria,
andBismarckwouldhavetostrategize
togettheAusmansto
agreetoitButtheAustrian
negotiator,CountBlorne,
wasanavidcardplayer.
Hisparticulargame
wasquinze,
and heoftensaidthathecouldjudge
aman’scharacter
bythe
wayheplayedquinze.
Bis-marck
knew
of
this
sayingofBlome’s.The
nightbeforethenegotiations
weretobegin,
Bismarckinnocently
engaged
Blomeina
gameofquinze.
ThePrussianwouldlater
write,“Thatwasthe
verylasttimeIeverplayedquinze.
Iplayed
sorecklessly
thateveryonewasastonished.Ilostseveralthousandtalers[the
currencyof
thetime],
butIsucceededinfooling
[Blome],
forhe
believed
metobe
moreventuresomethanIamandIgaveway.”
Besides
appearingreckless,
Bis-marckalsoplayed
thewitless
fool,saying
ridiculousthings
andbumbling
aboutwithasurplus
ofnervous
energy.AllthismadeBlomefeelhehadgadiered
valuable
information.
HeknewthatBismarckwas
aggressive———thePrussianalready
hadthat
reputa-tion,andthe
wayheplayed
had
confirmedit.Andaggressive
men,
Blomeknew,
canbefoolishandrash.Accordingly,
whenthetimecameto
Signthe
treaty,Blomethought
hehadtheadvantage.
AheedlessfoollikeBis-marck,hethought,
isincapable
ofcold—bloodedcalculationanddeception,
so
heonlyglanced
atthe
treatybeforesigning
it—he
failedtoreadthefineprint.Assoonastheinkwasdry,
a
joyousBismarckexclaimedinhis
face,“Well,
IcouldneverhavebelievedthatIshouldfindanAustriandiplomat
willingtosign
thatdocument!”TheChinesehaveaphrase,“Masqueracling
asaswine tokill thetiger.”
Thisreferstoanancienthuntingtechnique
in
whichthehunterclotheshimself
in
thehideandsnoutofapig,
andmimicsits
grunting.Themightytiger
thinksa
pigis
cominghis
way,andletsit
getclose,savoring
the
prospectofan
easymeal.Butitisthehunterwhohasthe
lastlaugh.
Masquerading
asaswineworkswondersonthose
who,liketigers,
arearrogantandoverconfident:Theeasierthey
thinkitisto
preyon
you,themoreeasilyyou
canturnthetables.Thistrickisalsousefulif
youareambi-tious
yetfindyourself
lowinthehierarchy:Appearing
lessintelligent
thanyou
are,evenabitofa
fool,istheperfectdisguise.
Looklikeaharmlesspig
andnoonewillbelieve
youharbordangerous
ambitions.Theymay
evenpromoteyousince
youseemso
likable,
andsubservient.Claudiusbeforehe
became
emperorof
Rome,
andthe
princeofFrancewholaterbecameLouis
XIII,
usedthistacticwhenthoseabovethemsuspectedtheymight
havedesigns
onthethrone.Byplaying
thefoolas
young
men,they
wereleft
alone.
Whenthetimecameforthemto
strike,and
to
actwith
vigoranddecisiveness,
theycaughteveryoneoi?-guard.
Intelligence
isthe
obviousquality
todownplay,
butwhystop
there?Tasteandsophistication
rankclosetointelligence
on the
vanityscale;
makepeople
feelthey
aremoresophisticated
than
youareandtheirguard
willcomedown.AsArnoldand
Slack
knew,anairofcomplete
naivetécanworkwonders.Thosefancy
financierswerelaughing
atthembehindtheir