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130 LAW 23
themore
suspicion
you
cause.Youalsostir
up
enough
envy
among
your
peers
toinduce
treachery
and
backstabbing.
Be
careful,
everso
careful,
in
trumpetingyour
own
achievements,
and
always
talklessabout
yourself
thanaboutother
people.Modesty
is
generallypreferable.
PracticeNonchalance.Neverseemtobe
working
toohard.Yourtalent
must
appear
toflow
naturally,
withaneasethatmakes
people
take
you
for
a
genius
ratherthanaworkaholic.Evenwhen
something
demandsalotof
sweat,
makeitlook
effortless——peopleprefer
tonotsee
your
bloodand
toil,
whichisanotherform
of
ostentation.
It
isbetterforthemtomarvel
at
how
gracefullyyou
haveachieved
youraccomplishment
thantowonder
why
it
tooksomuchwork.
Be
Frugal
with
Flattery.
It
may
seemthat
yoursuperiors
cannot
get
enoughflattery,
buttoomuchofeven
a
goodthing
losesitsvalue.Italso
stirs
upsuspicionamongyourpeers.
Learntoflatter
indirectly—by
down-
playingyour
own
contribution,
for
example,
tomake
your
masterlookbet-
ter.
Arrange
toBeNoticed.There
is
a.
paradox:
Youcannot
displayyourself
too
brazenly,yetyou
mustalso
getyourself
noticed.InthecourtofLouis
XIV,
whoeverthe
king
decidedtolookatrose
instantly
inthecourthierar-
chy.
Youstandnochanceof
rising
iftherulerdoesnotnotice
you
inthe
swamp
ofcourtiers.
This
task
requires
much
art.It
isoften
initially
amatter
of
being
seen,
intheliteralsense.
Pay
attentionto
yourphysicalappear-
ance,then,
andfinda
way
tocreateadis1inctive—-a
subtlydistinctive-style
and
image.
AlterYour
Style
and
LanguageAccording
tothe
Person
YouAre
Dealing
With.
The
pseudo-belief
in
equa.lity——the
ideathat
talking
and
acting
thesame
way
with
everyone,
nomatterwhattheir
rank,
makes
you
somehowa
paragon
ofcivilization—isaterriblemistake.Thosebelow
you
willtakeitasaformof
condescension,
whichit
is,
andthoseabove
you
will
be
ofiended,
althoughtheymay
notadmitit.Youmust
changeyourstyle
and
yourway
of
speaking
tosuiteach
person.
Thisisnot
lying,
it
is
acting,
and
acting
isan
art,
nota
gift
fromGod.Learntheart.Thisisalsotruefor
the
greatvariety
ofculturesfoundinthemoderncourt:Neverassumethat
your
criteria
ofbehaviorand
judgment
areuniversal.Not
only
isaninabil-
ity
to
adapt
toanother
culture
the
height
of
barbarism,
it
putsyou
atadis-
advantage.
NeverBetheBearerofBadNews. The
king
killsthe
messenger
who
brings
badnews:Thisisaclichebutthereistruthtoit.Youmust
struggle
andif
necessary
lieandcheattobesurethatthelotofthebearerofbad
newsfallson
a
colleague,
never
on
you.Bringonlygood
news
and
your
approach
will
gladden
your
master.