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a
Secretarybird,
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owlone
night
whenit
was
againvery
dark.
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tmmy
clawsamI
holdingup?
"
raidthe
secretary
bird.
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saitlthe
owl,
and that
was
right.
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you
give
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expressionfor
‘thatl.‘.’
to
say
'
or
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"
askedthe
secretary
bird."To
wit.
"
Saidthe
owl.
“Why
does’alover
callonhislove?"asked
the
secretary
biril.“To
woo,"saidtheowl.
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secretary
bird
llll.S’l(’I’llitllmtrkInthe
othercreaturesand
reported
thattheowl
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theworldbecausehe
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echoeda
durrrmureanda
Frertch
poodle.
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seeinthe
ilaytitrte,
too?
"
Alltheother
creatures
laughed
loudly
atthis
sillyques-
tion,
and
they
set
upon
thered
fox
andhis
friends
anddrovethem
out
nftberegion.
Then
they
.l‘l‘I'IIa
rnemtertger
totheowlandasked
himtobetheirleader.
Whentheowl
appeared
among
theuhintalrit
was
high
noonandthe
sunwas
sltining
brightly.
Hewalked
veryslowly,
which
gave
himan
uppearartireof
greatdignity,
andhe
peered
abouthimwith
large,starirzgeyes,
which
gave
him
an
air
Thebest
way
todothisis
through
theater,
orotherdevicesofitskind.
Surround
yourself
with
luxury,
dazzle
your
followerswithvisual
splendor,
filltheir
eyes
with
spectacle.
Not
only
willthis
keep
themfrom
seeing
the
ridiculousnessof
your
ideas,
theholesin
your
belief
system,
itwillalsoat-
tractmore
attention,
morefollowers.
Appeal
toallthe
senses:
Useincense
for
scent,soothing
musicfor
hearing,
colorfulchartsand
graphs
forthe
eye.
You
might
eventicklethe
mind,
perhapsbyusing
new
technological
gadgets
to
giveyour
culta
pseudo-scientific
veneer-—as
long
as
you
donot
make
anyonereally
think.Usetheexotic—-distant
cultures,
strange
cus-
toms—tocreatetheatrical
effects,
and
to
makethemost
banal
and
ordinary
affairsseem
signs
of
something
extraordinary.
Step
3: BorrowtheFormsof
OrganizedReligion
toStructure the
Group.
Your
cultlike
following
is
growing;
itistimeto
organize
it.Finda
way
both
elevating
and
comforting.Organizedreligions
have
long
heldun-
questionedauthority
for
large
numbersof
people,
andcontinuetodosoin
our
supposedly
secular
age.
Andevenifthe
religion
itselfhasfaded
some,
itsformsstillresonatewith
power.
The
lofty
and
holy
associationsof
orga-
nized
religion
can
be
endlesslyexploited.
Createritualsfor
your
followers;
organize
themintoa
hierarchy,ranking
themin
grades
of
sanctity,
and
giv-
ing
themnamesandtitlesthatresoundwith
religious
overtones;
askthem
forsacrificesthatwillfill
your
coffersandincrease
yourpower.
To
empha-
size
yourgathering’squasireligious
nature,
talkand
actlikea
prophet.
You
arenot
a
dictator,
after
all;
you
area
priest,
a
guru,
a
sage,
a
shaman,
or
any
otherwordthathides
your
real
power
inthemistof
religion.
Step
4:
Disguise
YourSourceofIncome.Your
group
has
grown,
and
you
have
structured
itinachurchlikeform.Yourcoffersare
beginning
tofill
with
your
followers’
money.
Yet
you
mustneverbeseenas
hungry
for
money
andthe
power
it
brings.
Itisatthismomentthat
you
must
disguise
thesourceof
your
income.
Yourfollowerswanttobelievethatif
they
follow
you
allsortsof
good
things
willfallintotheir
lap.Bysurroundingyourself
with
luxuryyou
be-
come
livingproof
ofthesoundnessof
your
belief
system.
Never
revealthat
your
wealth
actually
comesfrom
your
followers’
pockets;
instead,
make
it
seemtocomefromthetruthof
your
methods.Followerswill
copyyour
eachand
every
moveinthebeliefthatitwill
bring
themthesame
results,
and
their
imitativeenthusiasm
willblindthemtothecharlatannatureof
your
wealth.
Step
5:Set
Up
anUs-Versus—Them
Dynamic.
The
group
isnew
large
and
thriving,
a
magnetattracting
moreandmore
particles.
If
you
arenot
careful,
though,
inertiawillset
in,
andtime
and
boredomwill
demagnetize
the
group.
To
keepyour
followers
united,
you
mustnow
dowhatallreli-
gions
andbelief
systems
havedone:createanus—versus—thern
dynamic.
First,
makesure
your
followersbelieve
they
are
part
ofanexclusive