andbecausehecouldartxwer
any
que.s'tt‘on.“I'llseeabout
that,"said
a
Secretarybird,nmrlhecalledontheowlone
nightwhenitwas
againvery
dark.“How
tmmyclawsamIholdingup?
"
raidthesecretarybird.
"Two,"saitlthe
owl,
and thatwas
right.“Can
yougive
meanotherexpressionfor
‘thatl.‘.’to
say'
or
’namely."‘"
askedthe
secretarybird."To
wit."
Saidtheowl.
“Whydoes’alovercallonhislove?"asked
the
secretary
biril.“Towoo,"saidtheowl.The
secretarybirdllll.S’l(’I’llitllmtrkIntheothercreaturesandreported
thattheowlwasindeedIltt,’
grerttestamlwisestanimalintheworldbecausehecouldseeinthetlarltandbecausehevault!lUl.\'Wt'f
any(/tie.ion."Cattheseeinthezlu_vtt'me,
too?"asked 61
red
for,“
Yes,
"
echoedadurrrmureandaFrertch
poodle."Fanheseeinthe
ilaytitrte,too?"
Alltheothercreatures
laughedloudly
atthis
sillyques-tion,
and
they
set
uponthered
foxandhisfriendsanddrovethemout
nftberegion.
Thenthey
.l‘l‘I'IIa
rnemtertgertotheowlandaskedhimtobetheirleader.Whentheowl
appearedamongtheuhintalritwas
high
noonandthesunwas
sltiningbrightly.
Hewalkedveryslowly,
which
gavehiman
uppearartireofgreatdignity,andhepeeredabouthimwithlarge,starirzgeyes,
which
gavehim
an
airThebest
waytodothisisthrough
theater,
orotherdevicesofitskind.Surroundyourself
withluxury,
dazzle
yourfollowerswithvisualsplendor,
filltheir
eyeswithspectacle.
Notonly
willthiskeep
themfromseeing
theridiculousnessof
yourideas,
theholesin
yourbeliefsystem,
itwillalsoat-tractmore
attention,
morefollowers.Appeal
toallthe
senses:
Useincenseforscent,soothing
musicforhearing,
colorfulchartsandgraphs
fortheeye.You
mighteventicklethe
mind,perhapsbyusing
newtechnological
gadgets
togiveyour
cultapseudo-scientific
veneer-—aslong
as
youdonotmakeanyonereally
think.Usetheexotic—-distant
cultures,strange
cus-toms—tocreatetheatricaleffects,
and
to
makethemost
banal
andordinary
affairsseemsigns
ofsomething
extraordinary.
Step
3: BorrowtheFormsof
OrganizedReligiontoStructure theGroup.Your
cultlike
followingisgrowing;
itistimetoorganize
it.Findawaybothelevating
andcomforting.Organizedreligions
havelong
heldun-questionedauthority
forlarge
numbersofpeople,
andcontinuetodosoinoursupposedly
secular
age.Andevenifthereligion
itselfhasfaded
some,itsformsstillresonatewith
power.The
loftyand
holyassociationsof
orga-nized
religioncan
beendlesslyexploited.
Createritualsfor
your
followers;organize
themintoahierarchy,ranking
themingrades
ofsanctity,
andgiv-
ingthemnamesandtitlesthatresoundwithreligious
overtones;
askthemforsacrificesthatwillfill
yourcoffersandincrease
yourpower.Toempha-
sizeyourgathering’squasireligious
nature,
talkand
actlikeaprophet.
Youarenot
a
dictator,afterall;
youarea
priest,a
guru,a
sage,ashaman,
or
anyotherwordthathides
yourreal
powerinthemistofreligion.
Step
4:Disguise
YourSourceofIncome.Your
grouphas
grown,and
youhave
structured
itinachurchlikeform.Yourcoffersarebeginning
tofillwith
yourfollowers’
money.Yet
youmustneverbeseenashungry
formoneyandthe
poweritbrings.
Itisatthismomentthat
youmust
disguisethesourceof
yourincome.Yourfollowerswanttobelievethatifthey
follow
youallsortsofgood
things
willfallintotheirlap.Bysurroundingyourself
with
luxuryyoube-come
livingproofofthesoundnessof
yourbeliefsystem.
Never
revealthatyourwealthactually
comesfrom
yourfollowers’pockets;
instead,
make
itseemtocomefromthetruthof
yourmethods.Followerswill
copyyoureachand
everymoveinthebeliefthatitwill
bringthemthesame
results,and
their
imitativeenthusiasm
willblindthemtothecharlatannatureofyourwealth.Step
5:Set
UpanUs-Versus—Them
Dynamic.The
groupisnew
largeandthriving,
a
magnetattractingmoreandmoreparticles.
If
youarenotcareful,
though,
inertiawillset
in,
andtime
and
boredomwilldemagnetize
the
group.Tokeepyour
followers
united,
youmustnow
dowhatallreli-gions
andbeliefsystems
havedone:createanus—versus—thern
dynamic.
First,
makesure
yourfollowersbelievethey
are
partofanexclusive