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replied.The
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day
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and
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come
from
France,butwent
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departmentrlureand
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thetwobtJttle.s'
tohis
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wife
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headofan
engineeringcompany,andenteredinto
conversation
withhim.Lollerhad
made
hisfortuneonlyrecently,
andforging
socialconnectionswas
veryimportanttohim.Hefelthonoredandsomewhatintimidatedby
thissophisticated
man,
whospokeperfectEnglish
withahintofaforeign
accentOverthedays
to
come,thetwobecamefriends.Lollerofcoursedidmostofthetalking,
and
onenight
heconfessedthathis
business
wasdoingpoorly,
with
moretroublesahead.In
return,Lustig
confided
in
his new friend
that
he too had serious
moneyprob1ems——Communisls
hadseizedhisfamily
estateandallitsassets.Hewastoooldtolearnatradeand
gotowork.Luckily
hehadfoundananswer——“a
money—making
machine."“You
counterfeit?”Lollerwhispered
inhalf—shock.
No,Lusiigreplied,explaining
thatthrough
asecretchemicalprocess.hismachinecouldduplicateanypapercurrency
withcomplete
ac»curacy.Putinadollarbillandsixhourslaxer
youhad
two,bothperfect.
Heproceeded
toexplain
howthemachinehadbeensmuggled
outofEurope,
howtheGermanshaddeveloped
ittounderminethe
British,howithadsupported
the
count
for
several
years,andon
and
on.WhenLollerinsistedona
demonstration,
thetwomenwenttoLustig's
room,
wherethecountproduced
amagnificent
mahogany
boxfittedwith
slots,cranks,
anddials.LollerwatchedasLustig
inserteda.dollarbillinthebox.Sureenough,
early
thefollowingmorningLustigpulled
outtwo
bills,stillwetfromthechemicals.Lustiggave
thenotesto
Loller,
whoimmediately
tookthebillstoalocalbank—-——which
accepted
themasgenuine.
Nowthebusinessmanfever-ishlybegged
Lusug
tosellhimamachine.Thecountexplained
thattherewasonly
onein
existence,soLollermadehimahigh
offer:$25,000,
thenaconsiderable
amount(more
than$400,000
intoday’sterms).
Even
so,Lustig
seemedreluctant:Hedidnotfeel
rightaboutmaking
hisfriend
paysomuch.Yetfinally
heagreed
tothesale.After
all,
hesaid,
“I
supposeitmatterslittlewhat
youpayme.You
are,
afterall,
goingtorecovertheamountwithinafewdaysbyduplicatingyour
ownbills.”
MakingLollerswear
nevertorevealthemachine’sexistencetootherpeople,Lustig
ac»cepted
the
money.Laterthesameday
hecheckedoutofthehotel.A
yearlater,
after
manyfutileattempts
atduplicatingbills,
Lollerfinally
wenttothepolice
withthe
storyofhowCountLustig
hadconnedhimwithapair
ofdollarbills,
some
chemicals,anda.
worthlessmahogany
box.Interpretation
CountLustlg
hadan
eagleeyeforotherpeople’s
weaknesses.Hesawthemin
thesmallest
gesture.
Loller,
for
instance,overtipped
waiters,
seemednervousinconversationwiththe
concierge,talkedloudly
abouthisbusi»ness.Hisweakness,
Lustig
knew,washisneedforsocialvalidationandfortherespect
that
hethought
his
wealthhad
earnedhim.Hewasalsochroni-cally
insecure.Luslig
hadcome
to
thehoteltohuntfor
prey.InLollerhehornedinontheperfect
sucker»-—amanhungering
forsomeonetofillhispsychic
voids.Inoffering
Lollerhisfriendship,
then,Lustig
knewhewasoffering
himthe
immediate
respectoftheother
guests.As
a
count,Lustig
wasalsooffer-