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REVERSALThepowerful
neverforget
thatwhatisofferedforfreeisinevitably
atrick.Friendswhoofferfavorswithoutasking
for
paymentwilllaterwant
something
fardearerthanthe
moneyyouwouldhavepaid
them.Thebargain
hashiddenproblems,
bothmaterial
andpsychological.
Learnto
pay,then,
andto
paywell.Ontheother
hand,
thisLawoffers
greatopportunities
forswindling
anddeception
ifyouapply
itfromtheotherside.
Danglingthe
lure
ofatfreelunchistheconartisfsstockintrade.Nomanwas
betteratthisthanthemostsuccessfulconartistofourage,Joseph
Weil,
a.k.a.“TheYellowKid.”TheYellowKidlearnedearly
thatwhatmadehisswindlespossible
washisfellowhumans’greed.
“Thisdesiretogetsomething
for
nothing,”heonce
wrote,“hasbeenverycostly
tomanypeople
whohavedealtwith
meandwithothercanmen., ..Whenpeople
lea.rn——a3Idoubt
they
will—thatthey
can’tgetsomething
fornothing,
crimewilldiminishandweshallalllivein
greaterharmony.”
Overthe
yearsWeildevised
many
waystoseducepeople
withthe
prospectof
easymoney.Hewouldhandout“free”realestate——whocouldresistsuchanoffer?——andthenthesuckerswouldlearnthey
hadto
pay$25to
register
thesale.
Since
thelandwas
free,it
seemedworththehigh
fee,
andthe
YellowKidwouldmakethousandsofdollarsonthephony
registration.Inexchange
hewouldgive
hissuckersaphony
deed.Other
times,hewouldtellsuckersaboutafixedhorse
race,orastockthatwouldearn 200percentinafewweeks.Ashe
spunhisstorieshewouldwatchthe
sucker’seyesopenwideatthethought
ofafreelunch.Thelessonissimple:
Baityourdeceptions
withthepossibility
of
easymoney.People
areessentially
lazy,
andwantwealthtofallintheirlap
ratherthantoworkforit.Foratsmall
sum,sellthemadviceonhowtomakemillions
(P.T.Barnumdidthislaterin
life),andthatsmallsumwillbecomeafortunewhenmultipliedby
thousandsofsuckers.
Lurepeople
inwiththe
prospectof
easymoneyand
youhavetheroomtowork
still
moredeceptions
onthem,
sincegreed
ispowerfulenough
toblind
yourvictimstoanything.
AndastheYellowKidsaid,
halfthefunisteaching
amorallesson:Greeddoesnot
pay.