PARTI: SURROUNDYOURNAMEWITHTHE
SENSATIONALAND
SCANDALOUS
Drawattentionto
yourselfbycreating
an
unforgettable,
evencontroversial
image.
Courtscandal.Do
anything
tomake
yourself
seem
larger
than
life
andshinemore
brightly
thanthosearound
you.
Makenodistinctionbe-
tweenkinds
ofattention—notorietyofany
sortwill
bringyonpower.
Better
tobeslanderedandattackedthan
ignored.
OBSERVANCEOFTHELAVV
P.T.
Barnum,
America’s
premiernineteenth-century
showman,
startedhis
careerasanassistanttotheowner
of
a
circus,
AaronTurner.In 1836 the
circus
stopped
in
Annapolis,Maryland,
foraseriesof
performances.
On
the
morning
of
opening
day,
Barnumtookastroll
through
town,
wearing
a
newblacksuit.
People
startedtofollowhim.Someoneinthe
gathering
crowdshoutedoutthathewastheReverend
Ephraim
K.
Avery,
infamous
asaman
acquitted
ofthe
charge
ofmurderbutstill
believed
guiltyby
most
Americans.
The
angry
mobtore
off
Bamum’ssuitandwas
ready
to
lynch
him.After
desperate
appeals,
Barnum
finally
convincedthemtofollow
himtothe
circus,
wherehecould
verify
his
identity.
Once
there,
oldTurnerconfirmedthatthiswasalla
practicaljoke-—he
himselfhad
spread
therumorthatBarnumwas
Avery.
Thecrowddis—
persed,
but
Barnum,
whohad
nearly
been
killed,
wasnotamused.He
wantedtoknowwhatcouldhaveinducedhisbossto
play
suchatrick.
“My
dearMr.
Barnum,”
Turner
replied,
“itwasallforour
good.
Remember,
all
weneedtoensuresuccessis
notoriety.”
Andindeed
everyone
intown
was
talking
aboutthe
joke,
andthecircuswas
packed
that
night
and
everynight
it
stayed
in
Annapolis.
Barnumhad
learned
a
lesson
he
wouldnever
forget.
Bamum‘sfirst
big
ventureofhisownwastheAmericanMuseum——a
collection of
curiosities,
located inNewYork. One
day
a
beggar ap-
proached
Bamuminthestreet.Insteadof
giving
him
money,
Bamum
de-
cidedto
employ
him.
Taking
himbacktothe
museum,
he
gave
theman
livebricksandtoldhimtomakeaslowcircuitofseveralblocks.Atcertain
points
hewasto
lay
downabrickonthe
sidewalk,
alwayskeeping
one
brickinhand.Onthereturn
journey
hewasto
replace
eachbrickonthe
streetwiththeoneheheld.Meanwhilehewastoremainseriousofcounte-
nance
andto
answerno
questions.
Oncebackatthe
museum,
hewasto
enter,
walkaround
inside,
thenleave
through
thebackdoorandmakethe
same
bricklaying
circuit
again.
Ontheman’sfirstwalk
through
the
streets,
severalhundred
people
watched his
mysterious
movements.
By
his fourth
circuit,
onlookers
swarmedaround
him,
debating
whathewas
doing.Every
timehe
entered
the
museumhewas
followed
bypeople
who
bought
ticketsto
keep
watch»
ing
him.
Many
ofthemweredistracted
by
themuseum’s
collections,
and
stayed
inside.
By
the endofthefirst
day,
thebrickmanhaddrawnovera
'll|l»\\"AS|'SVI)‘l'|l|".
l*’ltI'\t,.‘li
A
wasp
namedPinTail
was
long
in
questof
some(Icedthatwould
makehim
forever
famous.
Soone
day
he
enteredthe
king's
palace
and
slung
the
little
prince,
whowasin
hell.The
prince
awoke
withloudcries.The
king
andhiscoumers
rushedintoseewhat
had
happened.
The
prince
was
yelling
as
the
warpstung
him
again
and
again.
The
cozmierstriedtocatch
the
warp,
andeachin
turnwas
stung.
The
whole
myalh0u.s'1zhnld
rushed
in,
thenews
soon
spread,
and
peopleflocked
lothe
palace.
The
city
wasin
an
uproar,
alll)m'iue.\'.\‘
Sll.S'[l€N(l(.’d.
Saidthe
wasp
to
itselfbefore
it
expiredfrom
its
efforts.
“Aname
without/J1me
is
like/ire
wilhuul
flame.
Thereis
Iwthirrg
like
attracting
notzceat
any
cost.
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