2020-03-01 Reader\'s Digest AUNZ

Life’s Like That

Born Without a Filter

Mybrotherrecentlyranintoa
womanhe’dgonetoschoolwith
manyyearsearlier.Afterthey
caughtup,sheshowedhima
pictureofherdaughter.“Wow,”
hesaid.“Shedoesn’tlookanything
likeyou.She’spretty.”
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FreeandEasy

Myfour-year-oldson,Jaden,loves
babies.Recentlyhevoicedhiswish
fora babysister.Thenextday,while
wewaitedatthedoctor’soffice,Jaden
noticeda posterofa doctoranda
motherholdinghernewbornbaby.
Jadenexclaimed,“Oh!Arethe
doctorsgivingawayfreebabies?”
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ENOUGH

TO DRIVE

YOU NUTS

My dentist always plays

funny YouTube videos of

dogs while she works on your

teeth. But today YouTube

started auto-playing videos

FOR dogs, so I watched

squirrels playing in a park

for 25 whole minutes.

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Just called the DVD player a VCR

in front of the kids. Now this will

become their childhood memory.

@KSUJULIE

My son picked up a phone at my

work and said, “What’s that noise?”

His first dial tone. @JASONDCRANE

Seven year old: Wow, this must

be an antique! It’s from way

back in the 1900s!

Me: OK, calm down. It’s from 1997.

@MAUGHAMMOM

“Millennials are idiots” – the

generation that made a millionaire

out of the creator of the Pet Rock.

@ANDYLEV Y

The next time somebody complains

about Millennials, maybe remind

them which generation linoleumed

over all those beautiful

hardwood floors.

@BOORADLEY

My daughter

just asked why

we say ‘hang

up’ the phone,

and now I

feel 90.

@ENGLISHJASON

THE GREAT TWEET-OFF:

GENERATION GAP

EDITION

Boomers, Generation Y

and Millennials all divide and

try to conquer on Twitter.