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SeeingtheFunnySide
Love Affair
When people hear thatmy
husband and I just celebratedour
60th wedding anniversary,they
inevitably ask us the secretto
our long, successful marriage.In
response, my husbandwillsmile
sweetly, nod my way,andexplain,
“We both love me.”
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Different Version
My 11 year old takes hishomework
seriously. One questionrequired
himtowritea sentenceusingthe
word‘version’.Hissentence:“Have
youheardoftheversionMary?”
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I helda garagesalewithmylittle
blondcairnterrierforcompany.
Sooncamethefirstcustomer.
Hetookhistimebrowsingand
examiningeverythingI hadout
forsale.Eventuallyhefound
somethingthatinterestedhim.
“Excuseme,”hesaid.“Howmuch
forthedog?”
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