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AS TOLD TO EMILY GULLA, ANDREA ARHAGBA. PHOTOGRAPHS GETTY IMAGES. *NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED


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He turned up to
a fancy restaurant
wearing a tracksuit.
Then as soon as the
food arrived, he said
he had to leave, for
no reason, and
dashed out the door.

NIRAN, 21

After arriving 20
minutes late, he
“accidentally” left
his wallet in the car,
before taking me
to an expensive bar
where he ordered the
entire menu. I footed
the bill myself and he
promised he’d return
the favour. I never
heard from
him again.

ELLEN, 27

On our first date,
two people he knew
came over. Thinking
they must be friends
of his, I shook their
hands to be polite.
Then I spotted a £20
note on the floor. He
was dealing drugs
under the pub table.

MONTANA, 28

He took his shoes off
in the cinema and
put his feet on the
chair in front. They
absolutely stank.

ABI, 21

Our “cinema” date
turned out to be us
watching a film on his
laptop in his broken
Honda. He then tried
to charge me £11.80
for the “ticket”.

PRINCE, 21

Upon hearing Trump
discuss immigration
on the restaurant’s
TV, my date said,
“Good. They
shouldn’t be here
if they’re not here
legally.” He then
spent 15 minutes
slating Obama.

SANDRA, 22

I took a tumble in
a skirt, ending up on
the floor with my bum
in the air, while my
date fell into me. It
was basically doggy
style with the whole
restaurant watching.

LOUISA,* 33

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A well-known darts
player took me to a
casino where I had
to watch him sign
autographs all night.
He also said, “Who
wants a stunning
girlfriend that
everyone’s looking
at? You’re OK,
aren’t you?”

HARRIET,* 43
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