ON TOP OF THE WORLDDON’T PHONE US
Ex-Reds target man Peter Crouch produces another
solid performance off the field as he helps Carphone
Warehouse explain how easy it is to switch mobile
phone networks.
“I thought I knew a thing or two about switching
contracts,” says Crouchie, who represented ten
English clubs including the Reds before switching
roles to the TV and radio studios.
THE OFFICE STARRING LUIS SUAREZ
Office worker Luis Suarez? Now that’s really stretching it. In an advert
for Abitab, a business-management consultancy in Uruguay, the
former Liverpool no7 dons a shirt and tie but soon starts losing it with
his colleagues, miscellaneous office equipment and an empty coffee-
pot before winning everyone over with a charm offensive!DUBAI’S THE LIMIT
Michael Owen and a contender for the ad with the biggest
cringe-factor. In a promotional film for Dubai, our former
goal-machine buckles up and pilots a helicopter across the
territory, leading us to Dubai Sports City – and an apology
for ex-Ryder Cup captain Sam Torrance as he buzzes his
tee-off.