EASTERTIP:Tellyourkidsyouhid
an egg with $50 in it in the backyard
but you don’t remember where.
Enjoy a quiet day indoors.
@CHEESEBOY22
CHILD: “Dad, the Easter Bunny
should know that I don’t like
Rolos but he puts them in my
basket every year.”
ME: (eating a Rolo)
Yeah, that’s weird.
@SIMONCHOLLAND
Nephew just whispered something
into a Cadbury Easter Bunny’s ears,
then broke off its head.
I’m sleeping with the lights on.
@WOODYLUVSCOFFEE
No, sweetie, you can’t have your
giant chocolate bunny for breakfast,
that’s not healthy and also Mummy
ate it for dinner last night.
@LURKATHOMEMOM
My eight year old said that he
hopes the Easter Egg Hunt is more
of a challenge this year so I’m
buying a bunch of mouse traps.
@BRIANHOPECOMEDY
I don’t like who I become when
Easter chocolate is 75% off.
@THECATWHISPRERI don’t think she was paying very
much attention to our conversation
because she asked me, “Have you
tried retracing your steps yet?”
SUBMITTED BY KAYLA JORDAN
Fast Fashion
Me: I am competent and capable
of planning things in advance.
Also me: Maybe I can buy something
at the train station that will be
appropriate to wear to this wedding.
ALEXANDRA PETRI, JOURNALIST
Grounds for Complaint
A DIY expert on one of those home
improvement TV shows suggested
putting coffee granules into pale
beige paint to give it a ‘kick’.
My bathroom wall looked great,
but for weeks afterward, whenever
we took a shower, the steam caused
thick black coffee to run down the
walls to the floor.
SUBMITTED BY GLORIA LEWIS
In the Way
My husband’s favourite place to
stand is right in front of whatever
cupboard I need. @SIXFOOTCANDY
SHRINKAGE
My girlfriend has started
calling my hair ‘the economy’
because it’s begun showing
strong signs of a recession.
@REALHAMONWRY
THE GREAT TWEET OFF:
EASTER EGG EDITION
Sweet tweets from the
chocolate-lovers of Twitter.51