Your yes/no/maybe
foreplay
generator
It’s like a sexy homework assignment, but instead
of an A , yo u’ll g e t an o rg asm.
By TAYLOR ANDREWS
I f yo u’ve n eve r b e e n t u r n e d o n by a t o r n - o u t p i e c e o f m a g a zin e p a p e r, t h a t ’s a b o u t t o c h a n g e. Co nsid e r
this worksheet your shortcut to the kind of sex life you already masturbate to, filled with everything
you love and...everything you’re about to love. Mark it up, then casually leave it for your partner—on
their nightstand or, if you’re cruelly trying to cause a mid-meeting boner, in their workbag.
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90 Cosmopolitan May 2020