Cosmopolitan US May2020

(Elle) #1
GEMINI
(05.21–06.20)

Turn off literally all your push
notifications, clear your Google
Cal, and add a weighted blanket
to cart. May = you taking the
m o s t t im e t o f in d yo u r s e l f.

TAURUS
(04.20–05.20)

Drama with the squad is your
theme rn—so sorry, babes! It
might be time to ditch the pals
who are dragging you down and
find some new ride-or-dies.

ARIES
(03.21–04.19)

Those late nights are def going to
pay off soon—this is the time for
major money moves. Mid-May,
your focus turns to networking,
so plan to ~connect~.

You know how after


an awful roommate


moves out, your
place still kinda feels

like an emotional


crime scene? Like,
her dirty dishes are

gone, but her messy


ways are still mess-
ing with you? It’s

because they are.


Energetically speak-


ing, at least.
See, we’re all

connected to some-


thing called the
(warning: vibe-y

term ahead) astral


plane. It’s basically
where the intangible

aspects of our rela-


tionships live, and it
helps explain how

even if someone


(that roommate, an
ex) vacates a space,

they can leave


behind a strong


impression.
The good news:

Scrubbing your


home of gross left-
overs isn’t so hard.

All you need is a


calendar, a broom
(witchy version

optional), string, a


lighter, and a few
plants or herbs.


  1. FIND A
    DIVINE TIME


Full Moons serve as
celestial flashlights,

illuminating abso-


lutely everything.
Meaning this is your

moment to clean.


2. DO SOME
SWEEPING

Begin at the outside


edges of your rooms,


working counterclock-
wise as you bring all

the dust to the middle


of the floor. Negative
energy that has accu-

mulated in your space


w il l b e g a t h e re d u p
t o o. Wa ve yo u r p a l m

ove r t h e p il e t o s a y


buh-bye, then toss it
all to the curb.


  1. MAKE A
    SMUDGE STICK


It’s a small bundle of
plants and herbs (try

Saint-John’s-wort,


mandrake, hawthorn,
garlic, and cinquefoil)

that you bind with


string and set on fire


to release positive
energy and burn out

neggy vibes. After


lighting it up, walk
around your rooms or

use your hands to dis-


perse the smoke. Stop
after your space feels

clearer (or, uh, the fire


YOUR


M A Y


HORO-


SCOPE


By JAKE REGISTER

Now clean(se)


that sh*t up By^ ALIZA KELLY


astrology


May 2020 Cosmopolitan 81

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