Acquisitions Incorporated

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B A RBARIANS IN T H E CORPORATE WORLD
For every CEO building up or bringing down busi-
nesses. it's a safe bet that there's a barbarian standing
behind them. Often literally. with a large weapon in
hand, and waiting for the order to go out and remove
vital organs from another CEO. Corporate barbar ians
are the muscle behind the civil face of a franchise. It's
not that they enjoy losing their composure and hav-
ing to make other people's nice clothes all bloody, but
some ci rcumstances require carefully applied mar tial
force. And others require the same thing. but w ith a lot
less care.


S END£NC A CLEAR MESSAGE
As a barbarian in an Acquisitions Incorporated cam-
paign. you're not all about killing. Maiming and dis-
figurement are also a big part of the job. Permanently
eliminating someone who owes your franchise money
or who double-crossed you on a deal sends a short. clear
message. But leaving them hobbling when they walk or
incapable of eating without a team of specialists sends a
glorious. evocative poem the kind of violent sonnet that
resonates not just with the recipient. but with bystand·
ers as well.
To maximize the power of your intimidation. you need
to make sure the world knows who's delivering it. That's
why you employ a tool of your trade: the signature item.
Whenever you're particularly proud of a completed

project, you leave an item at the scene to claim the work
as your own.

SIGNATURE ITEMS
dlO Item
A tooth from a previous victim, wrapped in a silk
handkerchief
2 A calling card with your name on it
3 A quick charcoal sketch of your victim, done in your
own hand
4 Petals from your favorite flower
5 Six drops of blood, either your own or someone
else's
6 A carved ivory die with an eye instead of a pip on
the l face
7 A copper coin bearing the likeness of a reaper
8 A tiny vial containing a few drops of the homemade
ale you're so proud of
9 A riddle, joke, or verse
10 An IOU, accompanied by you taking something
from the victim

STYLE MA K ES T H E RAIDER
Your savage kin of the wilds sport tattoos to celebrate
their connection to their tribes or ancestors. They might
wear fetishes or carry totems symbolizing their alle-
giance to ancestral spirits. That's cute and all, but you
have your own style. Whether in the boardroom or on
the battlefield. you announce your presence. When you
stride into a fight, people say. "There's a force to be reck-
oned with! And who does their tailoring?!''

BARBARIAN STYLE
dlO Style
A fur-lined, double-breasted suit with a corporate
logo on the pocket
2 A hand-woven turban from a master ta ilor of Calim·
sh an
3 Soft leather boots with a notable personal symbol
etched into the side
4 A pair of suspenders made from the hide of a dis·
placer beast
5 A gold belt buckle depicting the Dwarvish rune for
chaos
6 A specially tailored belt pouch that you wear at the
small of your back
7 Stylish mirrored spectacles
8 A specially dyed tunic containing all the colors of the
rainbow in a swirled pattern
9 An overcoat with numerous pockets and leather
patches on the elbows
10 Golden grillwork for your teeth, set with small gems
that mark out ancient glyphs translating as "Getting
Paid"

CH .\Pl ER 3 I PLAYER OPTI O N S
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