Once Upon A Time In Carrotland My YouTube Autobiography Which I Definitely Wrote All Of

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Marrying Gabie was the best decision I’ve ever made. Ollie was pretty
excited too.

Gabie arrived at the wedding in a carriage pulled by horses. She looked
so amazing in her dress that I wanted to marry her then and there. It
was so lucky that that’s what was happening. All our friends and future
YouTube household names were there to wish us well: Crazy Johnny,
Dan and Joel, Shandy, and composer Andy. @RevChris7 wore a
GoPro and filmed the whole thing. At the reception Ollie gave the best
best man speech I’ve ever heard, which was hilarious and touching in
all the right ways. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, what a guy
that guy is. Muncho also gave an emotional speech that nobody else
could hear, but he’d really put a lot of effort in and it nearly made me
cry. After the meal Rev Chris taught us all how to dance and we
boogied on down to Muncho’s DJ mix. No-one seemed to notice the
vegetable theme, and personally I preferred Muncho’s version of ‘We
Are the Champignons’ to the original.

At the end of the reception we said goodbye to our friends and
family and got in the horse-drawn carriage to go home and start our

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