The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1

another comedian friend, a guy, and he was like:


Friend: “Tiĉany,    a   lot of  these   ladies  sure    is  leaning in
close to each other.”

Tiffany:    “Oh,    they    probably    can’t   hear    each    other   over
the music.”

I came out onto the stage, all excited and ready to give
my mfteen-minute set. I’d been practicing and remning it at
open mics. My jokes were all about dating and having a
man, and this woman yelled out:


Woman:   “I  bet     you     I   can     fuck    you     better  than    your
man!”

I was like, What did she say? I just stood there confused
for a second, because I just did not believe she could have
said that. ͳen I kept going with another joke about a man.
Then some other woman yelled out:


Woman:  “We don’t   want    to  hear    about   no  men.    Damn,
baby. Your body look good. You mne! Let’s talk about
that!”

I’d been interrupted twice now, and I was too confused
to keep going, so I blurted out, kind of kidding:


Tiffany:    “What   is  this?   A   lesbian event   or  some    shit?”
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