another comedian friend, a guy, and he was like:
Friend: “Tiĉany, a lot of these ladies sure is leaning in
close to each other.”
Tiffany: “Oh, they probably can’t hear each other over
the music.”
I came out onto the stage, all excited and ready to give
my mfteen-minute set. I’d been practicing and remning it at
open mics. My jokes were all about dating and having a
man, and this woman yelled out:
Woman: “I bet you I can fuck you better than your
man!”
I was like, What did she say? I just stood there confused
for a second, because I just did not believe she could have
said that. ͳen I kept going with another joke about a man.
Then some other woman yelled out:
Woman: “We don’t want to hear about no men. Damn,
baby. Your body look good. You mne! Let’s talk about
that!”
I’d been interrupted twice now, and I was too confused
to keep going, so I blurted out, kind of kidding:
Tiffany: “What is this? A lesbian event or some shit?”