The Last Black Unicorn

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I slept in the guest room for like two weeks after that. I
thought I was going to leave, but I didn’t. Once I had taken
him back after the mrst incident, I guess that was it. I
accepted that this was part of our relationship.
A few months later, I had to go to Montreal to do the
Just for Laughs Comedy Festival. I was scheduled to be
there for two weeks. I had a great time the mrst week. ͳe
second week, he came to visit me.
He would not leave my side, and all I wanted to do was
hang out with all the comedians down in the lobby. We’d be
talking and cracking jokes and stuĉ, up till like three, four in
the morning, just hanging out, laughing, and talking. Dom
Irrera was there, and he and Dom were talking, and he
basically spent an hour telling Dom how everybody’s fake
and phony. Saying stuĉ like he knows they’re all trying to
fuck me and all this stuff.


Tiffany:     “What   if  they    are     trying  to  fuck    me?     I’m     not
going to fuck them. ͳey would have to like gang rape
me to get me. Like, I’m not going to do that.”

Ex-Husband:  “Yeah,  bullshit,   bullshit.   You’d   probably
like it.”

ͳen Tom Green comes over, and he is talking to me
and making me laugh so hard. I was just laughing and
laughing, and that shit was making my ex-husband so mad.
He grabbed me by my collar, he was like, “It’s time to go to

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